Tag: censorship

Honestly, who isn't?

North Carolina GOP Outraged By Terribly Partisan Bipartisan Forum On Toilet Law

Republicans figured a balanced discussion would be bad for them, so they tried to shut it down.

Hillary Thugs Rig Radio Idiot Michael Savage’s Mic, For Some Reason Forget To MURDERRRR

The following numbered list is a complete accounting of every American who has been silenced, censored, sabotaged or otherwise punished for expressing doubts about Hillary Clinton's health, according to Michael Savage: Michael Savage Yes, it is finally happening. After months of gleeful, max-volume...
"Dear Mr. Trump. We at the NFL urge you not to get in our way.' There, that should do it

Reddit Enthusiastically Fingerbangs Donald Trump, In His Bottom

Donald Trump doesn't have much experience being a political despot, yet.
She's an (adobe) Brick House...

New Guy On N.C. Board Of Education Will Save Kids From Sex Books, Like Isabel Allende’s

North Carolina's state Board of Education has a brand new member -- a rightwing Christian who thinks a modern classic by Isabel Allende is nothing more than a "sex book."

North Korea Knows A Sexy Tyrant Daddy When It Sees One, Gets It Up For Donald Trump

North Korea likes that sexy tyrant daddy Donald Trump

Facebook Totally Censoring Conservative News Outlets, Just Because They Are Full Of Lies :(

No, Facebook isn't 'censoring' conservative news outlets. They just want everyone's money is all!

Tennessee Legislators Love Bible, Hate Sex So Much

a href="http://wonkette.com/593435/oh-great-now-even-the-southerns-are-gender-fluid"It's been a busy week for the Tennessee Legislature, which voted Monday to name the Holy Bible the state's "official book," so it can join the official gun (.50 cal Barrett sniper rifle, manufactured in the state), official...
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: Don’t Call Trump Supporters Thugs. They’ll Kick Your Pinko Ass

Greetings, Ye Wonkers! We're back with all the comments that weren't fit to keep printed, and we've got a bit of a backlog to work through. Fortunately, there's no expiration date on deleted comments: They're usually rancid to start...
Lion wasn't paying attention during the employee orientation

Virginia Legislature Saves Children From All That Porn In Schools

Both houses of the Virginia General Assembly have passed a bill requiring teachers to give advance notice to parents of "sexually explicit" passages in assigned reading, and to make alternate assignments available to parents who don't want their Special...
Somebody set up us the dong!

Is America Ready For This French Retro-Porn Sci-Fi Parody? Your Saturday Nerdout

The weekends are for rest, relaxation, and catching up on binge-watching The Walking Dead (yes, even Season 5). Oh, and maybe doing something about that mass of matter in the kitchen sink before it achieves self-awareness and launches Judgment...
Sailor Moon died for your sins

Office Depot Apologizes For Killing Free Speech, Jesus

Thank heavens, the latest attempt to oppress Christians in America has been thwarted. The CEO of Office Depot has apologized to a nice "pro-life" lady after an employee at one of its Chicago-area stores refused to print 500 copies...
And this time, they brought Jesus.

Duke Freshman Snowflake Babies Pretty Sure Mom Said No Reading Books About Lesbians

Hating on millennial snowflakes and conservative Christian whiners at the same time? SIGN US UP! So here is a story from the 8th-ranked-in-the-nation Duke University, where, IN THEORY, idiots aren't allowed to study. Every year, Duke picks a book...
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker

The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Says Liberals Bad, Kevin Costner Movie Good

In the penultimate edition of the Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker, Sarah Palin is pretty sure she's being silenced by duh, who else, "the left." Also too, if you need a movie recommendation, Sarah would like to...
Well that DOES look like indoctrination

Florida Wingnuts Not About To Stand For Kiddie Books About ‘Nice Muslims,’ Hell No

A group of Very Concerned Parents are petitioning the Duval County Public School District in Florida to remove two books from the third-grade reading list because they're simply too Muslimy for use in a public school. The books, Nasreen's...