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Posts Tagged ‘celibacy’

REPUBLICANS

Tim Pawlenty Does Not Have Sex With His Wife

Monday, May 12th, 2008

He would rather make love to this fish.Hey, maybe the Republican governor of Minnesota is gay enough to run for Vice President after all! It is a scientifically documented fact that many leading lights of the Republican party prefer the company of other gentlemen, and remarks Tim Pawlenty made this weekend suggest he is a member of the Party’s elite cabal of well-groomed fellows who happen to know all the words to every ABBA album ever recorded. He told a WCCO radio show host he doesn’t have sex with his wife! MORE »