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  happy holidays!

Nation Celebrates Roe v. Wade Birthday With Scary Videos, Hypocrisy, Balloons

Libruls really hit the holiday jackpot this week! First, we had Martin Luther King, Jr. Day and Inauguration Day at the same time, which appropriately coincided with the made-up Fox News holiday, “Sadness Day” (a holiday Olds celebrate by eating burnt pot roast and scowling at Wheel of Fortune). But the fun did not stop there! Yesterday marked the 40th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, which is a Supreme Court decision that lots of people have heard of, yet as the New York Times points out, remains a mystery among the vast majority of America’s tween population, who recognize abortion as that thing that will get an episode of their favorite Canadian teen drama series banned on Nickelodeon. Read more on Nation Celebrates Roe v. Wade Birthday With Scary Videos, Hypocrisy, Balloons…
 

Cruise Missiles Keep Falling on His Head

Have Hollywood celebrity bashers been saying a little prayer for a return to the glory days of Spring 2003, when proving one’s patriotism was as simple as hemorrhaging a thousand-word screed about Sheryl Crow’s tshirt? If so, their little prayer has been answered. Read more on Cruise Missiles Keep Falling on His Head…
 

The Hedgehog Says “Stop”

PETA has recruited Ron Jeremy for its latest campaign, which, surprisingly, has nothing to do with that animal-fucking farm in Washington state. It’s actually promoting “spay and neuter” week, but we wonder if the campaign might actually be a stealth entry in their series of vegetarianism ads. One look at it and we did lose our taste for meat. Read more on The Hedgehog Says “Stop”…