Tag Archives: celebrity

  that's not funny

GOP’s Hot New Strategy: Romney Is Boring And Sour And Full Of Malaise! (VIDEO!)

An odd thing happened yesterday, once all the olds woke up at 5 a.m. and saw the clip of President Barack Obama slow-jamming the news with Jimmy Fallon on their computers, instead of on the television as God and NBC intended. Democrats found it delightful and funny, and Republicans didn’t! That’s so weird, you guys! So the RNC figured it would take John McCain’s winning tactic of portraying Obama as a goldanged celebrity, and they would run with that. And so they put together an ad, in their ad-putting-together shop, juxtaposing BO’s baritone and sexy backup music by The Roots and Jimmy Fallon calling him “Preezy of the United Steezy” (COMMON JAZZ TALK!) with Mitt Romney talking about how Americans are tired and sad. Good plan you guys, let’s see how it plays! Read more on GOP’s Hot New Strategy: Romney Is Boring And Sour And Full Of Malaise! (VIDEO!)…
  political column

Roger Simon: 2012 Election To Be Obama/Kucinich Showdown

Roger Simon is paid a six-figure salary to be right about politics, so expect him to resign November 7, 2012 if this prognostication of his does not happen: Republicans are so worthless they may not even field a candidate for the first presidential election since 1852, and next year’s contest will be a showdown between Barack Obama and Dennis Kucinich. Is Kucinich going to win? No, Kucinich is not going to win, Simon says, but he has a better chance than the Republicans. (We think that’s what he’s saying? It’s hard to tell, because this column is so dumb.) Anyway, THE POINT IS, if something were to happen to Obama that took his life, Dennis Kucinich would win the presidency. Read more on Roger Simon: 2012 Election To Be Obama/Kucinich Showdown…
  rumors on the internets

Kwame Kilpatrick Can Practice Yoga In Prison

Famous Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is already in prison, but now he’s in trouble with the feds for basically embezzling a bunch of money to pay for yoga lessons and summer camp or whatever. [TPM Muckraker] Read more on Kwame Kilpatrick Can Practice Yoga In Prison…
  the saddest thing

John McCain Looks Like Tragic Old Loser Without Palin Acting As Human Shield

After a brief stint as arm candy for America’s most exciting celebrity veep candidate, John McCain went back to being sad old WALNUTS! yesterday when he had to attend a public event all by himself. Of course it went disastrously, because nobody likes John McCain — not even his supporters! Ugh, how embarrassing. Read more on John McCain Looks Like Tragic Old Loser Without Palin Acting As Human Shield…
  campaign ads

John McCain’s Latest Wacky Celebrity Ad

Here’s John McCain’s latest idiot web ad attacking Barack Obama for being awesome and pretty much the most likable guy on earth. The only reason McCain is issuing this ad, of course, is so liberal bloggers can complain about the racial overtones inherent in white girls talking about getting “weak in the knees” over Obama. Then this theory will make it to all news networks; insecure white swing-voters will get sick of hearing about “Obama making this election about race” and decide to vote McCain based on inexplicable “character” issues. Oh, the liberal bloggers get blamed for everything. Ergo: this ad is Not Racist, but it is, what’s the word, completely retarded and not truthful. And not funny. [YouTube] Read more on John McCain’s Latest Wacky Celebrity Ad…
  about time

Barack Obama Made An Attack Ad!

This ad about John McCain’s 26 years servicing Washington has funny olde-tyme flapper music and lots of clips of John McCain debasing himself by hugging people and going on the Jay Leno show. The most shocking part is the outtakes from his sex tape with Paris Hilton: he is not known as the “White Tornado” for nothing. [Ben Smith] Read more on Barack Obama Made An Attack Ad!…
  massive fail

Hilton Family FURIOUS Over McCain Insulting Paris Hilton

While everybody else was laughing at that ridiculous Paris Hilton/Obama ad the McCain people released yesterday, at least two very wealthy Republican donors were furious: William Barron Hilton and Rick Hilton, Paris’ grandfather and father. Read more on Hilton Family FURIOUS Over McCain Insulting Paris Hilton…
  moving pictures

BUT WHAT (100-YEAR-OLD DEAD) CELEBRITY IS McCAIN? Choose from several deceased people or psychotic 1940s cartoon characters with speech impediments! [Political Machine]
 

CRUCIAL FONZIE ENDORSEMENT GOES TO OBAMA: Cool guy Henry Winkler tells LA City Beat that he’s supporting cool guy Barack Obama. But Mrs. C is totally supporting Hillary. [LA City Beat] Read more on …