Tag: celebrity

GOP’s Hot New Strategy: Romney Is Boring And Sour And Full Of Malaise! (VIDEO!)

An odd thing happened yesterday, once all the olds woke up at 5 a.m. and saw the clip of President Barack Obama slow-jamming the news with Jimmy Fallon on their computers, instead of on the television as God and...

Roger Simon: 2012 Election To Be Obama/Kucinich Showdown

Roger Simon is paid a six-figure salary to be right about politics, so expect him to resign November 7, 2012 if this prognostication of his does not happen: Republicans are so worthless they may not even field a candidate...

Kwame Kilpatrick Can Practice Yoga In Prison

Famous Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is already in prison, but now he's in trouble with the feds for basically embezzling a bunch of money to pay for yoga lessons and summer camp or whatever. A terrorist journalist tried to...

John McCain Looks Like Tragic Old Loser Without Palin Acting As Human Shield

After a brief stint as arm candy for America's most exciting celebrity veep candidate, John McCain went back to being sad old WALNUTS! yesterday when he had to attend a public event all by himself. Of course it went...

John McCain’s Latest Wacky Celebrity Ad

Here's John McCain's latest idiot web ad attacking Barack Obama for being awesome and pretty much the most likable guy on earth. The only reason McCain is issuing this ad, of course, is so liberal bloggers can complain about...

Barack Obama Made An Attack Ad!

This ad about John McCain's 26 years servicing Washington has funny olde-tyme flapper music and lots of clips of John McCain debasing himself by hugging people and going on the Jay Leno show. The most shocking part is the...

Hilton Family FURIOUS Over McCain Insulting Paris Hilton

While everybody else was laughing at that ridiculous Paris Hilton/Obama ad the McCain people released yesterday, at least two very wealthy Republican donors were furious: William Barron Hilton and Rick Hilton, Paris' grandfather and father. The elder Hilton, co-chairman of...

BUT WHAT (100-YEAR-OLD DEAD) CELEBRITY IS McCAIN? Choose from several deceased people or psychotic 1940s cartoon characters with speech impediments!