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Posts Tagged ‘celeb’

SELF-PARODY WATCH

Mark Penn Column: Satan Is A Cool Guy, Once You Get To Know Him

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

A day after the Atlantic released tons of confidential memos and e-mails that, yet again, proved Hillary Clinton’s former chief strategist Mark “Bowser” Penn kills puppies for bloodsport, the Politico has comically published an op-ed from this very same Mark Penn, entitled, “Negative ads: They really do work.” Christ, Mark, we get it; Wolfson and Grunwald and Ickes were silly sallies who kept spoiling your hellish strategy for charred victory. But that doesn’t mean you have to write some creepy op-ed in the damn Politico every three hours! Seriously, creepy — in this op-ed, Penn reveals how he and Bill Clinton used to stalk people at the mall in 1996. MORE »


ATTACK ADS

Well How About That, It’s That Paris Hilton Gal

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Oh that wacky Paris Hilton, seizing on the moment. Here she is wearing a creepy swimming gown and responding to John McCain’s dumb ad about her in an internet video from some comedy website we’ve never heard of. Top story on Drudge? Mission accomplished, obviously. [Funny Or Die]


SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING

Nice Job With The Subtlety On This Ad, DNC!

Friday, August 1st, 2008

WATCH THE AD. WATCH THE AD. WATCH THE AD. WATCH THE AD. READ WONKETTE. READ WONKETTE. READ WONKETTE. FEED ME. FEED ME. FEED ME. [DNC]