Nick,

I know we haven’t spoken since your little press conference about Carla. I do hope that she’s not actually in the family way, for your sake, and that your vacation was quite relaxing. But I was really writing to point out that it might be time to stop running from the specter of your failed marriage. Cecilia’s unauthorized bio came out this week, and people now realize what a harridan she was. I mean, she calls you names, she can’t stop shopping (though, really, who among us can?) and she gets her presumably expensive French lace thong in a twist that you might’ve cheated when she was cheating, too. MORE »

This week, Chris Matthews, Eleanor Holmes Norton, Cecilia Sarkozy, Nicole Richie, and Markos Moulitsas were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.

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