St. Patrick’s Curse On America
Monday, March 17th, 2008
Way back in the Fifth Century, Eliot Spitzer took a “white slave” to Ireland. After many years of imprisonment, Little Saint Patrick escaped back to England, which was part of Rome at the time, and he remembered his Irish slavery so fondly that he vowed to return and destroy Paganism. It only took another 1,500 years for Ted Kennedy to drunkenly crash his car off a tiny bridge and drown his girlfriend. Learn more about St. Patrick’s Day, after the jump. MORE »













Joseph P. Kennedy II, son of RFK, divorced Sheila Rauch Kennedy in 1991. Then, like a good Catholic, he had the 12-year marriage annulled in 1996.
Holy christ, after coming up with the most inane, torn-from-last-year’s headlines, cockamamie, sub-Hitchcockian dime-store psychoanalysis-lite excuse imaginable for Mark Foley’s actions, someone found him a priest to take the fall. His name is Anthony Mercieca, he lives on the (apparently real) “island of Gozo,” and the Sarasota Herald-Tribune scored an awesome interview with him.