Tag: catholicism

Iowa congressmelon Steve King is a Catholic, and as a concerned member of the most strictly hierarchical religious institution on the planet, he'd like...

Oh, Justice Scalia, what would the Supreme Court do without you? It's such a comfort to know that a brilliant, HILARIOUS legal mind like...

Big Catholic news: Archbishop Oscar Romero just might be a saint, even if he was a liberal. A panel of theologians that considers...

Most of the news today is predictably awful, so we will just skim it, thank you. Good god, you people aren't actually relying...

A couple weeks back, Buzzfeed posted photos of its employees explaining why they used birth control. It's a lot of the old, tired "I deserve...

Pope Francis joked -- or so they want us to believe -- that he would happily welcome extraterrestrials into the Catholic Church. “If tomorrow, for...

We told you last week that we were finished with the 1950s and moving into the '60s, and we are -- but by a...

Oh boy, here we go! This week may have started out all "slow-newsy-snoozey" but never fear, wonketteers! The fabulous ruby-slippered Pope's retirement has become...

Welp, it has been over a month since we had to write about the Catholic Church or one of its constituent pieces being generally...

Welcome back to our exciting Sunday series of visits to the apocalyptic fever-dream that is Christianist America, as revealed through what kids learn in...

Reddit user "oldbean" asks the question that would have already been running through all of our heads, if we weren't such godless scum: Will Rick...

Cadaverous walking smirk Rick Santorum must still be high on endorphins from Tuesday's surprise threesome in some meaningless/game-changing voting things. Having seen how turgid...

The number one reason nobody likes pedantic swamp bubble Newt Gingrich is because of all the horrible things they are reading about him on...

The Roman Catholic Church is not really known for its progressive tendencies, mostly because of that Nazi Pope and its other irrational hatreds, which...

Hey, somebody sent us the full article from Christine O'Donnell's admission yesterday that she had lots of sex in college! Thanks, "Kyle M." "I'm...

Chris Young is a crazy singing Jesus guy who is running for mayor of Providence, Rhode Island and made a gimmicky "marriage proposal" in...

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