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Catholic Church Investigating New Threat To Humanity: The Girl Scouts

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We wonder if there is anything the Catholic Church could be investigating besides the Girl Scouts of ...

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You guys, we did not know this was a thing? Observers are asking why a Catholic university in Spokane ...

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The Pope and Fidel Castro met in Havana for what was apparently a fun contest to see which ...

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Reducing rates of child abuse and neglect is a topic everyone can agree is important. Now, says ...

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“In the 1970s, pedophilia was theorized as something fully in conformity with man and even with ...

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“Please be gay HIV prostitutes. Please be gay HIV prostitutes. Please be gay HIV prostitutes.”

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America’s founders clearly intended for us to go to church daily or even hourly, and they also ...

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So, Our Lady of Ginger Devotion Maureen Dowd wrote about how the Molesty Church says the attempted ...

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Imagine if a BMW dealer in Oregon were discovered to be a serial child rapist. This would not ...

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Today we revisit the Catholic Church, which is undergoing something of a scandal, whereby adult ...

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An artist who wishes to remain anonymous has painted this very fancy painting just for your Wonkette, ...

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REAL NICE FOLKS AT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH: “The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday ...