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New Michael Steele ‘The Streets And Their Environs’ Catchphrase Right On Cue

Michael Steele! Just minutes ago, your Wonkette Editor urged David Simon to write Michael Steele some more material already, and look! Today on Today, Meredith Viera’s like, “You should have been fired, multiple times a day, every day, for the past year or so. Talk to me about this.” Michael Steele responds: “Brother still here.” IT’S JUST LIKE A REALIST NOVEL. Twelve Emmys for Michael Steele. (One Daytime Emmy for tipster “John M.”) [YouTube] Read more on New Michael Steele ‘The Streets And Their Environs’ Catchphrase Right On Cue…
 

Today’s Second-Best Catchphrase: “I Did Not Blog”

So, let’s try to reconstruct this: At the post-Good Night and Good Luck cocktail party, Arianna makes friendly with George, and they’re both very charming, so they hit it off, Arianna asks George to “write a blog” for her, and George says, “of course, Arianna, anything for you,” and they arrange for her seconds to call on his seconds, or whatever rich people do instead of writing numbers on cocktail napkins. Read more on Today’s Second-Best Catchphrase: “I Did Not Blog”…
 

Folks, Meet Your New Catchphrase

You know, generally, it’s not worth our time to go after all the insane, barely literate halfwits who write editorials and columns for our nation’s less prestigious papers. ‘Cause, really, it’s shooting fish in a barrel. It’s like sending Robert Christgau to review karaoke night at the Reef. Sure, it’s bad, but who cares — these people are amateurs. But every now and then, one of these lunatics comes up with a column so brilliant, so perfect, so unbalanced, that we must emerge from our decadent coastal enclave and enter the great uncharted middle of the country to bring back to our godless readers the Word. This is one of those columns: Read more on Folks, Meet Your New Catchphrase…