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Craigslist Casual Encounters Section Admirably Fills Aching Void In Boston’s Souls/Holes

The diversity of America inevitably means that each region or city responds to tragic events in unique ways. In New York after 9/11, the Yankees and Mets introduced “God Bless America” to the seventh inning stretch. New Orleans residents integrated their feelings of abandonment and despair regarding the government’s response to Katrina into satirical floats during Mardi Gras and Krewe du Vieux. Many expect the residents of Boston to look to their sports teams as a source of relief, but this prediction is premature. Rather Bostonians are turning to the moist and musty embraces of strangers on the internet. Coming together (literally) as a community, one anonymous hook up at a time. Read more on Craigslist Casual Encounters Section Admirably Fills Aching Void In Boston’s Souls/Holes…
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CPAC Once Again Full of Self-Hating Gay Men Hunting For Gay Sex

Like every year at CPAC time, the “no strings attached” sex Internet is busy busy busy with self-hating closeted homosexual Republican men who like to take a break from cheering on homophobic bible clods by going back to the hotel with a discreet dude who wants to give/receive some oral, “maybe more with the right guy,” etc. Republican homosexuals are so predictable! Read more on CPAC Once Again Full of Self-Hating Gay Men Hunting For Gay Sex…
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Everybody With Spare Obama Tickets Is Getting So Laid

If you’ve got a spare ticket to Obama’s Election Night Party in Chicago, you are going to get more ass than a toilet seat. Possibly attractive people are offering full access to all their various orifices to any creep with the special currency of Tuesday Night at Grant Park. Join us for a lecherous tour of Chicago Craigslist offers and demands. Read more on Everybody With Spare Obama Tickets Is Getting So Laid…
 

Metro Section: Just The Blades, Please

* Mardi Gras Ball weekend in DC. [hear and now] * Chocolate and Dessert Wine tasting at Pearmund Cellars in Broad Run, VA. [Eat.Drink.DC] * Free bike and size-9 roller blades. [CL] * WSC Sauna MC: “You were the black guy with the tattoo on your upper back and a hard-on … I was the white guy without the tattoo … I moved to the corner and we made eye contact while listening to ‘i will always love you.'” [CL] * After work fuck and suck party – m4m – 48 (just off 395 near pentagon) [CL] Read more on Metro Section: Just The Blades, Please…
 

Metro Section: Casual Encounters

* $350 for 30 minutes of your time. But you gotta know where Loudoun County is. [CraigsList] * Pro-life protesters are fat kids. [The DC Universe] * Dipshit blogs about being a grownup, walking for miles and miles in Paris and Rome. [A Portable Snack] * Metro bitching. [S in the City] * Metro compassion. [CraigsList] * Expert ass “liker.” [CraigsList] Read more on Metro Section: Casual Encounters…
 

Longworth Evacuated As Dudes Get Off In Bathrooms

So the Longworth building was evacuated but it’s all better now and everybody’s back pretending to work. Some sort of alarm went off and everybody freaked out. Thanks, Capitol Police! Now we’re wondering if today’s incident is related to this Craigslist post: Read more on Longworth Evacuated As Dudes Get Off In Bathrooms…
 

Heritage Foundation Nerds Are HAWT!

As we’ve learned from countless softcore movies on Cinemax, housewives are invariably hot young things always ready to have sex with Think Tank geeks. Today’s totally Not Safe For Work ad on Craigslist is from an alleged 32-year-old housewife who wants to get nasty with “guys who work at the Heritage foundation or other conservative think tanks.” She(?) continues: Read more on Heritage Foundation Nerds Are HAWT!…
 

A Slight Whiff of Puke Drives Us Crazy Too

This morning’s Craigslist mailbag offers this gem: You were the passenger in a light blue coupe this past Saturday from DC to route 1 in Crystal City. I was behind you when he stopped at the light and you got out still dressed in Friday evenings attire with your hair looking as if it was in a blender. You quickly bent over and I watched you empty the contents of your stomach all over the corner as the man in the coupe drove off leaving you quite over-dressed in wrinkled attire and some seriously f*cked up hair. Read more on A Slight Whiff of Puke Drives Us Crazy Too…
 

Be Brave, DC. Be Brave

Plans tonight? BONO + NSA BONUS – TONIGHT – m4w Hey, I have a companion ticket to hear Bono speak tonight in DC on the future and living an involved life. This, plus creating possibilites is of great personal interest. Looking for kindred spirit to join me in the adventure of of doing something neither of us has done before. I am handsome, sexy, fit, genuine, successful, DDF, sane and middle aged. All I ask of you to be interested in Bono’s talk, be adventurous, attractive, affectionate, sensual and be open to the possibility of having an uncomplicated night of mental and physical enlightenment and pleasure. Be Brave. This is a sincere offer. Let’s exchange photos and talk. Read more on Be Brave, DC. Be Brave…