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Posts Tagged ‘castro’

MLB Creating Space-Time Portal To Defeat U.S. Cuban Embargo

Thursday, April 26th, 2007


Problem: Cuba produces fantastic baseball players, but the thousand-year Cuban embargo makes it impossible for Major League Baseball scouts to farm Cuban players.
Solution: Create a dimensional portal to go around the U.S. embargo! MORE »


Nothing Like Sodomy To Nurse An Ailing Dictator Back To Health

Monday, August 14th, 2006

Today’s Most Terrifying Headline

Monday, August 7th, 2006