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Our long federal holiday nightmare is nearly over, which means the 100 Hour Reich is about to start again! MORE »

While we were enjoying whatever people enjoy over the long War On Christmas weekend, that secret NRA graphic novel we discovered was causing all sorts of ruckus.

A bunch of dull morons over at the Daily Kos spent a lonesome day “proving” how we magically created all this beautifully frightening artwork because “Wonkette: Liar” (seriously, that was their headline). Smarter people over at a California concealed-weapon-permit site had more interesting things to say, but concluded the NRA comic was a hoax not by Wonkette but by a literary website we’ve never heard of — that theory lasted long enough to make it to Boing Boing, while CBS News producers desperately sought comment from Wonkette editors … in the comments.

More crap, after the jump.

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When your real-world leaders are revealed to be meth addicts, page fuckers, mistress chokers, wife beaters and bribe-taking money-laundering murderers, it’s good to know the cartoon duck in the paper will continue to set high standards for screaming about liberals not having morals. MORE »

Nothing goes better together than gloomy government reports and comic books, which is why Slate’s cartoon version of the 9/11 Commission Report was such a staggering artistic and commercial success that truly marked the fifth anniversary of the terror attacks for all Americans.

Unfortunately, we don’t have five years to pay some second-rate comic inkers to make up “dramatic” visuals for 100+ pages of bureaucratic surrender, so we’ve just slapped some of Baker and Hamilton’s shimmering prose atop Slate’s 9/11 comic.

Join us after the jump for a very special “We give up!”

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Much of the world is outraged over Pope Ratzi’s unkind remarks about all those evil Muslims and the resulting outrage from the Muslim World’s response, especially this cartoon, which shows Current Pope shooting doves while Ghost Pope sadly looks on, unable to do anything because he’s just a friendly ghost now:We would like to remind the world that in American politics, we don’t get all “up in arms” over these little things.

The path to salvation is after the jump.

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Upgraded from today’s Gossip Roundup because we never miss a chance to piss on graves, especially inexplicably revered ones. Look everyone, it’s Ronald Reagan’s doodles! MORE »

Bill J. writes, “Your Wonkette girl looks a little bit like a woman running for Congress in the 3rd district of Minnesota …. Don’t you think you your viewers should know the truth?” MORE »

“No Honest Man Need Fear Cartoons,” a Homer Davenport cartoon from 1898. If this cartoon were to be published today, there would be a lame attempt to work in a reference to the song “It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp.” MORE »

Yep, it’s pretty much as totally awesome as you’d expect. Join us on this magical journey through the world of imagination and multibillion-dollar boondoggles, after the jump.

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The Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service wants you to do your part to help stop the Bird Flu! They want your help so bad, in fact, that they’ve unveiled a web-based campaign designed to convince you that keeping your birds alive is in your best interest! MORE »