Tag: cartagena

Secret Service Hooker Investigator Canned, You Will Never Guess Why Just Kidding

Remember when the Secret Service couldn't stop visiting prostitutes, and then some poor kid from the White House advance team couldn't stop visiting prostitutes, and it was obviously Obama's fault coverupbenghaziworsethanwatergate? Of course you do, that is all you...
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Terrible Obama Covers Up 25-Year-Old Volunteer Gettin’ It Wet With Prosties

We are apparently supposed to be outraged and scandalized by this new wrinkle on the 2012 Secret Service Sexxytime Scandal: It wasn't just Secret Service agents foolin' around with hookers before Barack Obama's April 2012 trip to Cartagena, Colombia....

Townhall Columnist Solves Everything: Secret Service Is Addicted To Porn

"What do you suppose are the chances," wonders Townhall columnist Mona Charen, that the Cartagena Dozen or whatever, like and watch porn? It's very important that we talk about this, says Ms. Charen, because if we can just know...

The Wonkette Geopoliticker: What We Missed In Cartegena While We Made Our Groupon Twitter Jokes

From the US perspective, the Summit of the Americas was super awkward this past week, and that's not even counting that Secret Service thing (goodness gracious!). No, it was also awkward because everyone disagreed with us, about everything, ALL WEEKEND...