• May 26, 2012

cars

Mitt Romney’s small cottage in La Jolla is in the process of renovation, and the aggrandizing of this piece of real estate is such an important issue for the future of this nation that there is actually a guy assigned to lobby the house to the San Diego government. How do you lobby a house? [...]

UPDATED! CORRECTION BELOW! Perhaps you were alive and sentient and cruising around stupid hack rightwing websites sometime in the last few days when you noticed that they all lost their collective shit because totally un-American (Yellow Peril) Secretary of Energy, Nobel Prize winner, and flat-out adorable munchkin Steven Chu admitted before Congress that he DOES [...]

Gas prices are surging to record prices again! This is great news for Satan and everyone else rooting against an actual economic recovery. For the rest of us though, ugh, and not just because of the unwelcome siphoning of our precious disposable income. Whenever this happens, and it now happens every year, politicians feel the [...]

Sure, everyone, talk about Osama bin Laden all you want, just ignore that Harry Reid ALSO ALMOST DIED this morning. Whatever would this country do if Harry Reid was not the Senate majority leader? Replace him with Chuck Schumer or Dick Durbin and promptly forget he existed? Yes, probably. But maybe we would take weeks [...]

One-third of all drivers who die in automobile accidents test positive for some kind of drug, and “the presence of all types of drugs in fatal crashes has increased 5 percent in the past five years,” according to the National Highway Transportation Safety Administration. This is easily explained by the fact that Americans would be [...]

Barack Obama met with other Muslim world leaders in South Korea for the infamous G-20 economic summit, which is sort of like Bohemian Grove except Alex Jones is actually invited. (Who else is going to negotiate favorable Prison Planet DVD exchange rates?) Usually these economic summits are “trade this” and “currency that” and “blah blah [...]

As soon as we see a black person in a position of power, we all immediately turn to utter a racial slur about this person, right? You guys know what we’re talking about! Black people are scary! YET, RedState has apparently had to go years without saying such a thing towards the president of the [...]

Hey, remember in 2008 when you voted for America’s Next Top President? Many people voted for “Barack Obama” but also a reasonable number of folks voted “John McCain” (Yours Truly voted for “Bart Simpson,” the real candidate of Change). According to a Venn diagram over at the Daily Beast, people who live in states that [...]

Remember when Chrysler was America’s #3 car company, run by the can-do fraudery of Lee Iacocca, and not some terrible money pit owned in equal parts by Barack Obama and the Italians? Now it is exactly the sort of communist foreign enterprise that the “Tea Party,” the most important movement in American politics, is most [...]

Steve King is going to repeal Obamacare with his magical “discharge petition,” which is a fancy Robert’s Rules term for “boners.” [RedState] Rashad Hussain, America’s special envoy to the Organization for the Islamic Conference, called Barack Obama, “America’s Educator-in-Chief on Islam.” Not helpful dude, NOT HELPFUL. [Weekly Standard] A surprising number of car dealerships launder [...]

The most honest and beloved businessman in America is of course the noble auto dealer. Anyone who’s ever bought a new car can remember only good things about the experience! And dealerships have elaborate legal protections in every state that insulate them from competition and restrict the rights of manufacturers to control their own sales [...]

FACT: Elena Kagan went to college, where she majored in Unamerican Studies and wrote a 1,000 page honors thesis in which she described Stalin as a “total studmuffin.” [RedState] Big Barack Obummer: The government is definitely going to electronically track the pH level and blubber content of your child! [The Corner] Oh, and then Barack [...]

by Jim Newell  1:07 pm October 29, 2009

YOU ARE ALL RICH SO STOP COMPLAINING: The economy grew at a 3.5% pace last quarter, with cash-for-clunkers helping boost durable good spending 22.3% and a federal tax credit for homebuyers increasing housing spending 23.4%. Now that members of the upper-middle class all have new cars and homes, the dough should be trickling down to [...]

by Sara K. Smith  1:33 pm August 20, 2009

PRESIDENT OBAMA WON’T BE BUYING CARS FOR YOU WELFARE QUEENS ANYMORE: The “Cash for Clunkers” program is going to expire any day now, so you will just have to pay for your new Honda Fit all by yourself, like a man. This disastrously popular program just goes to show you why the government should not [...]

Hey so what ever happened to that hilarious Big Hollywood thing, about how all the motion pictures these days are gay? Ah, it’s still there and, uh… lookin’ good. “Dear Mr. President, Please Don’t Kill My Kids.” Ha ha, Jesus. “Soon my children will be driving and buying cars of their own. Mr. President, will [...]