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You may remember former Virginia governor Jim Gilmore, who was, at least on paper, an actual Republican candidate for president longer than Carly Fiorina,...

At a campaign rally in Fort Wayne, Indiana, on Sunday, Donald Trump forcefully described China's trade relationship with the USA as an act of...

'I think the only thing she has got going is she’s a woman,' Trump told Matt Lauer on the Today Show.

Carly Fiorina is doing that thing again, the thing that always happens when she opens her mouth. Yes, she is lying! But what things...

Ted Cruz has announced that yes indeed, he has chosen America's new mommy, and it is Carly Fiorina! As we write, he is STILL...

Ted Cruz is making a very sexy announcement today, America! Nobody knows what it will be except all the people who say it will...

Remember that GOP debate yea however many moons ago, when all the millionteen candidates were asked what American lady they thought would be real...

Ew. Ew. Ew! Why do we warm up food and then look at Twitter? So, that new "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah decided to do...

You might think that with a tag line like "Lyin' Ted," this horrifying ad would be the product of the Trump campaign, or a...

When you think Ted Cruz, you think "feminist hero." OK, well, maybe first you think "punchy face." Then you think "Isn't he from Canada?"...

Have you heard about this United States presidential election we are having right now? Well! To catch you up, there are a bunch of...

It's real hard to be a "reasonable" Republican these days. Sad conservative columnist David Brooks has even taken to drinking on the job. That is...

We thought we'd seen the last of Carly Fiorina's hideous persona when she dropped out of the Republican race in February. But nope! Like...

Have you had an aneurysm yet during this primary season as you watch the GOP candidates trip over one another to explain who hates...

Did you know Marco Rubio is exactly like Harry Potter? Well, apart from the whole "Harry Potter wins in the end" thing. And the...

Our Deleted Comments cup fairly runneth over with Derp this week, largely thanks to the efforts of one particularly verbose moron who figured out...

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