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Demonic Fox News hero Carl Cameron apparently has a blog. I’m sorry, meant to say VLOG, short for wevlog. Anyway, I found out from Carl Cameron’s Vlog that Fred Thompson is probably done. Check out Cam’ron’s lack of typos: “In recent days he has said he would return to Tenn.visit with his Mom and make a decision about his future.” Regard.less, here’s what Grampa — who’s locked in a “bronze medal battle” with Mittens in South Carolina — really said: “Stay strong.” [Carl Cameron's Vlog, Politico]

Everybody loves teevee’s Carl Cameron, but is the Fox News star working for the American god, Jesus, or was he hatched from the festering anus of the Great Deceiver, whose name is called Beelzebub? That’s the question millions are asking after watching this terrible YouTube clip from the South Carolina GOP debate last week. Cameron was making fun of Ron Paul, as usual, when something weird tried to slither out of the broadcaster’s own mouth. As Cameron slurps the hellish tentacle back down his throat, you can hear the monstrosity saying “our way” or “their way” or, more ominously, “the’er-do’laute.” And we all know what that means.

Fox News’ Carl Cameron was in such a rush to get to the hostage situation that he didn’t buckle up! Don’t make the same mistake, dear readers — Carl Cameron is not a role model.