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Obama To Save Lazy Polar Bears Even Though They Don’t Even Have Jobs

Look at these arctic fox babies. LOOK AT THEM
This post supported by a grant from the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair For Occasional Coverage of Not Spilling Oil All Over the Damn Planet With the Republicans’ top priority being the building of a pipeline to transport some of the dirtiest petroleum on the planet, we’re pretty chuffed to see that Barack Obama is replying by announcing Sunday that he’d very much like to designate Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge as protected wilderness, so it won’t be drilled, baby, drilled. Wilderness designation would make the 12 million acres of the Refuge permanently off-limits to development, including oil exploration. Obama announced the plan with a pretty nifty video: Read more on Obama To Save Lazy Polar Bears Even Though They Don’t Even Have Jobs…
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Field & Stream ‘Gun Nuts’ Columnist Zapruders Sarah Palin

Poor Sarah Palin. She got fired from Fox (probably, why not) and doesn’t even have a reality show anymore. Since nobody in her family seems to have a job, ever, who is going to keep her in Taco Bell? And now the “Gun Nuts” columnists at Field & Stream are examining a three-year-old video from when she did have a reality show, and saying that Little Miss Authenticity is a nitwit loser phony who can’t even shoot large meese? WHAT THE FUCK, FIELD & STREAM. Read more on Field & Stream ‘Gun Nuts’ Columnist Zapruders Sarah Palin…