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Tag: caption contests

Caption Contest? Or Face-Punching Contest? You Decide!

We have decided not to start off this post by reminding you how terrible you all are at caption contests. Negative reinforcements like that, for instance, would be a bad way to get your child to be able to...

Whose Old Lady Is Old Handsome Joe Biden Stealing Now?

Yes it's from a few days ago (from the Time 100 gala, the one where Rush Limbaugh thought Old Handsome Joe was drunk because he said Americans were resilient), but jesus how boring is today's news? So here is...

Contest! Caption This Sextorter GOP Creep In An Elephant Costume, With The Gingriches!

This morning, we brought you news of Paul Ryan/Newt Gingrich/Mitt Romney threeway victim and utter creepazoid Adam Savader, and how we (ahem) he was (ALLEGEDLY) sextorting all the pretty girls by hacking their nakey selfies and then threatening to...

Caption Contest! The President’s Meat

Here are Barack Obama and Mitt Romney made of beef jerky. Well well well, look who is a wit, Adweek! Jack Link's and ad agency Carmichael Lynch commissioned mosaic artist Jason Mecier to serve up portraits of both men created...

Caption Contest! Mitt And Ann Romney Are On A Boat

Tupper Romney tweets this photo of Mitt and Ann Romney on a boat. For some reason, His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney -- who is objectively a handsome man -- always looks super gross and greasy when...

Your Monday Caption Contest: Paul Ryan With This Dead Thing

Hey y'all, it's not that you didn't do a swell job on yesterday's caption contest, except that you kind of didn't. But we didn't either, so who can blame you! Let us try again. Here is Paul Ryan, with...

Caption Contest! Paul Ryan Is Your New Mr. Cool Disguise

The fine people at Videogum have been keeping track of the various Mr. Cool Disguises ever since Charlie Sheen (who else?) invented the Cool Disguise. And now here, courtesy of Buzzfeed, is Paul Ryan, circumventing the press before the...

New Newspaper Reader Sarah Palin Decides Washington Post Is ‘Through’

What's that? Is Sarah Palin reading newspapers now? Haha, no, she's just retweeting the Weekly Standard again. But hey, we actually agree with her! The Washington Post is terrible! But it's not "through" yet; it makes a lot of...