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We Suck At Judging Caption Contests Like You People Suck At Writing Them

Hey, Wonkaloos, after much time and consideration, and the realization that we had to actually go back and read the damned things, we have selected a winner for your Presidents Day Caption Contest, which we figured you might suck...
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Here Is Your Presidents Day Caption Contest, For You To Suck At

OK, people, you know how this works. Here is a photograph. (Look up, dummies.) You will attempt to write a caption for it in the comments, which we do not allow. You will probably suck at it, because whenever...

Here Is A Jimmy Carter Caption Contest, For Your Weekend Amusement!

Historian Michael Beschloss tweeted this awesome picture of James Earl Carter wearing an Allman Brothers T-Shirt while campaigning in 1976, and Twitter smart person Seth Cansler Clark summed up its content quite succinctly: "GEORGIA AS HELL!" But we know you,...
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Let’s Pretend This Caption Contest Winner Is The Only Announcement Everyone’s Waiting On

We had a little caption contest last week, and we went and prepped the winners to run this afternoon, but it almost seems like you're all... distracted, for some reason. Can't imagine why! But since we have it, we...

Caption This Picture Of Rand Paul And Al Sharpton (Badly!)

This happened: Please try to not fail at captioning this picture appropriately in the comments, which we do not allow. For added inspiration, we offer you this gemĀ from Rand Paul, one of the leading members of the "Republican Rainbow Coalition": I...

Here Are Your Photoshop And Caption Contest Winners, God Bless Us Everyone

And Dok wins!!!! OK, actually, no, but we decided that with only 5 entries to our Great Big Rick Perry Photoshop Contest, it wouldn't hurt to pad things a bit. What happened, guys? We usually get tons of weirdly...

Sean Hannity Prayed For A Mission, And For His Sins, They Gave Him One

Here's Sean Hannity posing next to a machine gun on a Border Patrol boat on the Big River Rio Grande in Texas, or May-hee-co, or perhaps hundreds of miles up a river that snakes through the immigration war like...

We Decided To Actually Have ‘Winners’ For Our Caption Contest For A Change!

Congratulations, Wonkers! We have decided that you are not quite so terrible at caption contests anymore! Don't get a big head or anything, though. But you really came through on this fine photograph of three nerds taking what the...

Caption Contest: Bill Nye, Barack Obama, And Neil DeGrasse Tyson Walk Into The White House…

Put on your thinking caps and caption this photo from the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) Facebook page -- they're promoting a petition calling on Republicans to stop denying climate change; but we're just in it for the yuks....

Here Is Your Big Deal State Of The Union Caption Contest, America!

Thanks to the wonders of modern digital recording technology, we have this "Vine" thing from "Now This Politics," showing Old Handsome Joe Biden being his usual awesome self during the State of the Union Address. Your assignment, O Wonkaderos,...

Caption This Teabag Abortocaust Terrist Truck!

Your compatriot Limey Lizzie sends in this photo from the wilds of Holly Woode. She likes the lockbox -- for firearms? -- while we are partial to the sticker that says simply and elegantly "So Is Your Face." Caption...

Caption Contest: What Is TBN Loon Paul Crouch Up To In Jerusalem?

So here is what is purportedly an undoctored photo of televangelist Paul "No, My Wife Jan is a Different Person From Tammy Faye Bakker" Crouch of Trinity Broadcast Network, giving the finger for some reason to his camera crew...