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We Suck At Judging Caption Contests Like You People Suck At Writing Them

Seriously, you people
Hey, Wonkaloos, after much time and consideration, and the realization that we had to actually go back and read the damned things, we have selected a winner for your Presidents Day Caption Contest, which we figured you might suck at, and by god, you lived up to our expectations! The first prize should be two tickets to 50 Shades of Grey, but not even we are that cruel. But here is Your First Prize Winner, by Blank Ron: Read more on We Suck At Judging Caption Contests Like You People Suck At Writing Them…
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Here Is Your Presidents Day Caption Contest, For You To Suck At

Seriously, you people
OK, people, you know how this works. Here is a photograph. (Look up, dummies.) You will attempt to write a caption for it in the comments, which we do not allow. You will probably suck at it, because whenever we give you fun photos to caption, you write the worst goddamned captions imaginable, we would fire all of you if we could, sheesh. And no, we do not understand what your problem is, you are so funny all the other times in the comments, which we do not allow. Why else do you think we keep you around? Read more on Here Is Your Presidents Day Caption Contest, For You To Suck At…
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Here Is A Jimmy Carter Caption Contest, For Your Weekend Amusement!

Preemptive Reference: 'Sounds like you've got yourself some Orange Sunshine'
Historian Michael Beschloss tweeted this awesome picture of James Earl Carter wearing an Allman Brothers T-Shirt while campaigning in 1976, and Twitter smart person Seth Cansler Clark summed up its content quite succinctly: “GEORGIA AS HELL!” Read more on Here Is A Jimmy Carter Caption Contest, For Your Weekend Amusement!…
  Laugh While You Can

Let’s Pretend This Caption Contest Winner Is The Only Announcement Everyone’s Waiting On

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! (for breakfast?)
We had a little caption contest last week, and we went and prepped the winners to run this afternoon, but it almost seems like you’re all… distracted, for some reason. Can’t imagine why! But since we have it, we will run it, because for godssake we could use something other than Impending Ferguson Doom this afternoon, we hope. Read more on Let’s Pretend This Caption Contest Winner Is The Only Announcement Everyone’s Waiting On…
  Here Is A Caption Contest For You All To Suck At

Caption This Picture Of Rand Paul And Al Sharpton (Badly!)

This happened: Please try to not fail at captioning this picture appropriately in the comments, which we do not allow. For added inspiration, we offer you this gem from Rand Paul, one of the leading members of the “Republican Rainbow Coalition”: Read more on Caption This Picture Of Rand Paul And Al Sharpton (Badly!)…
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Here Are Your Photoshop And Caption Contest Winners, God Bless Us Everyone

And Dok wins!!!! OK, actually, no, but we decided that with only 5 entries to our Great Big Rick Perry Photoshop Contest, it wouldn’t hurt to pad things a bit. What happened, guys? We usually get tons of weirdly wonderful entries, but it’s almost as if you couldn’t bear to have Rick Perry’s sour face on your computer at all. (And as for those of you who thought it was a caption contest…) No matter — we will continue with the silly pics, and you will again bring the funneh! After the jump, our winner and runners up, and also too the winner and honorable mentions of the Super Excellent Hannity Caption Contest. Read more on Here Are Your Photoshop And Caption Contest Winners, God Bless Us Everyone…
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Sean Hannity Prayed For A Mission, And For His Sins, They Gave Him One

Here’s Sean Hannity posing next to a machine gun on a Border Patrol boat on the Big River Rio Grande in Texas, or May-hee-co, or perhaps hundreds of miles up a river that snakes through the immigration war like a main circuit cable. But here he is, on the boat. “Never get out of the boat.” Absolutely goddamn right! Unless you were goin’ all the way… Rick Perry got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin’ program. Read more on Sean Hannity Prayed For A Mission, And For His Sins, They Gave Him One…
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We Decided To Actually Have ‘Winners’ For Our Caption Contest For A Change!

Congratulations, Wonkers! We have decided that you are not quite so terrible at caption contests anymore! Don’t get a big head or anything, though. But you really came through on this fine photograph of three nerds taking what the kids these days call a selife! And after the jump, our winner! (Such suspense!) Read more on We Decided To Actually Have ‘Winners’ For Our Caption Contest For A Change!…
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Caption Contest: Bill Nye, Barack Obama, And Neil DeGrasse Tyson Walk Into The White House…

Put on your thinking caps and caption this photo from the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) Facebook page — they’re promoting a petition calling on Republicans to stop denying climate change; but we’re just in it for the yuks. Maybe you will find inspiration in the Facebook comments, which are mostly idiots explaining that global warming is fake and that scientists just hate freedom! Read more on Caption Contest: Bill Nye, Barack Obama, And Neil DeGrasse Tyson Walk Into The White House……
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Here Is Your Big Deal State Of The Union Caption Contest, America!

Thanks to the wonders of modern digital recording technology, we have this “Vine” thing from “Now This Politics,” showing Old Handsome Joe Biden being his usual awesome self during the State of the Union Address. Your assignment, O Wonkaderos, is to make up a funny caption for it and post it in the comments by 8 PM EST today, so’s the night shift people (i.e., anyone in the chat cave after sundown) can judge your efforts and select the winners, to be posted tomorrow morning. And we promise not to berate you about how lame your captions are this time, we promise!* Winner gets a “pony.” Or an “iPhone.” We even have two exciting gifs for you to choose from! In addition to OHJB, we also have another image after the jump! You will never guess what it is, unless you happen to guess it! Read more on Here Is Your Big Deal State Of The Union Caption Contest, America!…
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Caption This Teabag Abortocaust Terrist Truck!

Your compatriot Limey Lizzie sends in this photo from the wilds of Holly Woode. She likes the lockbox — for firearms? — while we are partial to the sticker that says simply and elegantly “So Is Your Face.” Caption it, for a chance to have a new post in which to loiter in the comments! Read more on Caption This Teabag Abortocaust Terrist Truck!…
  Bird is the Word

Caption Contest: What Is TBN Loon Paul Crouch Up To In Jerusalem?

So here is what is purportedly an undoctored photo of televangelist Paul “No, My Wife Jan is a Different Person From Tammy Faye Bakker” Crouch of Trinity Broadcast Network, giving the finger for some reason to his camera crew while he is on camera in Jerusalem. Or at least, that is what reliable reporter Gustavo Arellano of the OC Weekly says we are looking at here. Why is this news? It isn’t really, but there is never a reason NOT to run a hilarious photo of a Man O’ God flipping the bird, is there? Read more on Caption Contest: What Is TBN Loon Paul Crouch Up To In Jerusalem?…
 

Write Your Own Terry McAuliffe Response

newVideoPlayer("champagne.flv", 463, 387,"");Last night Wonkette harassed Hillary campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe, but the audio went out! Now we can have one of those evil contests that people like so much, hurrah: When we asked Terry McAuliffe about Hillary Clinton, what did he say? Best response wins a pot of golden furs. Read more on Write Your Own Terry McAuliffe Response…
 

What Funny Thing Is Obama Saying To This Dude?

Secret Wonkette Operative “M” sent us this photograph, which he actually took somewhere in the Eastern Time Zone, of Barack Obama saying something menacing to this poor reporter, who was probably only doing a good journalism thing like asking Obama to prove he was American! (Or maybe it was about economics, who knows.) In other words, let’s have a Caption Contest! UPDATE: We have a wiener! Read more on What Funny Thing Is Obama Saying To This Dude?…