You might have heard something about America’s new President, Captain Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger. He landed a plane on the Hudson, and was able to repeat the Oath of Office correctly, and now he is famous. Hooray! But how quickly America forgets its original Sully, a one Mr. Andrew “Sully” Sullivan, a Briton whom King George III put in charge of the colonies’ Internet in 1772. Where does one Sully begin and the other Sully end? See Wonkette’s official chart for your very own exciting answers! MORE »