Are you tired of seeing immigrants, mostly the illegal ones, rolling around in their garish earth-raping automobiles on their way to and from their garish stucco McMansions filled with, we don’t know, probably a few car elevators even? Did you mainline enough angel dust at breakfast this morning to come to the startling conclusion that […]

Here is a delightful photo of your next vice president dressed like an extra from Get Carter. Three and a half whore diamonds. [Mark Bisnow's newsletter via Politico]