• February 13, 2012

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CONGRESS

If Your Gay Boyfriend’s Married To A Woman, It Means You’re Not Gay!

by Ken Layne

5:08 pm September 24, 2007

CAPITOOLS

‘Who Is Going To the Senate Ice Cream Social?’

by Ken Layne

5:24 pm June 21, 2007

METRO SECTION

Love Is Like a Cigarette

by Ken Layne

12:38 pm June 21, 2007

CAPITOOLS

Evil White House Plot Will Get All Hill Staffers Fired

by Ken Layne

1:49 pm June 13, 2007

METRO SECTION

Metro Section: Experience

by Ken Layne

6:48 pm April 25, 2007

REPUBLICANS

Great Schism of ’07: Late Night Shots Locks Undesirables In Open Forum

by Ken Layne

3:45 pm February 22, 2007

GEORGETOWN

SMITH POINT BURNS; LNS BLAMES WONKETTE

by Ken Layne

3:29 pm January 24, 2007

HILL

Longworth Evacuated As Dudes Get Off In Bathrooms

by Ken Layne

2:59 pm January 16, 2007

WHITE HOUSE

23-Year-Old Unemployed Hill Tool a Real Gift To White House

by Ken Layne

12:55 pm December 20, 2006

CRAIGSLIST

Murdered Children Are HAWT!

by Ken Layne

12:52 pm October 31, 2006

REPUBLICANS

Capital Club Pride!

by Ken Layne

2:31 pm October 25, 2006

REPUBLICANS

Club Douchebag

by Ken Layne

1:24 pm October 23, 2006

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Adams Morgan, Ethiopians, and Boat Shoes: Why We Hate DC

by Alex Pareene

3:38 pm October 20, 2006