Tag: capitol hill

Little Marco Rubio, having failed spectacularly at the Republican primary and life in general, came back to the Senate Thursday: We're going to give you...

Not that anyone was waiting for further details before screaming OHHH GAWD MUSLIMS, but here it is, your moment of zen: In an appearance on...

Oh no! The wingnut gay-hatin' fans of Chick-fil-A, whose bodies are composed of 96 percent trans fat and 4 percent Jesus meat, are dripping lard lumps of rage...

A super SEXCITING thing happened on Capitol Hill on Thursday. Yes, Hillary Clinton became president during the Benghazi hearing, doy, but we're talking about the other sexciting thing:...

It always makes us discharge sad salty tears from our vaginas when “pro-life” ladies try to use feminism to be pro-lifey. It often involves...

This just in: Seattle's straight community has been so completely bullied into silence by The Gays (and maybe their close allies, Creeping Sharia) that...

Men are kind of the worst,* as we all know. They are paid more money for the same job at . They are charged...

A Florida (OF COURSE) mailman's attempt to call attention to campaign finance reform instead prompted a terrorism scare when the amateur aviator landed...

2014 was the year when Senator Ted Cruz (R-Alberta) officially renounced his Canadian citizenship and became a true American. It was also the year...

Dr. Mehmet Oz, (who knew he had a first name?) the ubiquitous teevee shiller of weight-loss supplements and One Weird Tricks, got to take...

Hooray, the Dow Jones decided to start its day with a two hundred point crash in apparent surprise at history's least surprising news ever,...

There will be tear gas and a Twitter revolution any moment now, because even the boring old Presbyterians are going to go to prison...

Where would this country be without Allen West? Exploded to pieces by Muslim terrorists and feminist rage, that's where! Every single day, Nazis...

America was founded upon dusty Old Testament scrolls handed down from the Heavens by Jesus and the cowboys. And then the Jews came, as...

Everyone knows the drill. The man allegedly began to make physically threatening gestures toward the officer, which prompted the officer to draw his gun and...

If you make it through even a little of the "50 Most Beautiful People" on the Hill list -- especially the moving prose...

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