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CAPITALISM IS BACK!

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009

God wants you to be rich!OBAMA RESTORES AMERICA’S PROSPERITY: “If you had $100,000 in a basic fund that tracked the Standard & Poor’s benchmark index, you would be up $23,800 today, just six weeks later. That’s probably enough to buy your neighbor’s foreclosed house from the mortgage company!” [AOL Political Machine]