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Pooping Bandit Strikes Minnesota Homeland!

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Would you like fries with your poop sandwich?A defecating terrorist invaded the heart of American democracy on Sunday and literally crapped all over it. St. Paul police reported that a shitmonger breached the defenses of the mighty Minnesota Homeland Security and Emergency Management building and pooped in several rooms before prancing off into the night. MORE »