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Posts Tagged ‘cannon’

SUPER BOWL OF RETARDATION

Maybe Waiting In A Thousand-Person Line To Get Into A House Office Building Should Be The Time To Realize, ‘What Am I Even Doing?”

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

A top secret operative sends us this video of the line of folks looking to get into Longworth, which is super lengthy. Clearly the guards are ACORN thugs trying to slow down the security process, the bastards. But hey there’s another House office building right across the street, so they will just run back and forth between the two buildings all day trying to find the shortest lines, as one would do at the supermarket check-out. [YouTube]


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Katherine Harris Will Never, Ever Leave

Monday, February 5th, 2007

According to Heard on the Hill, Kitty Harris, last seen handing out business cards at the State of the Union, is still living the crazy dream. MORE »


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BREAKING: PANIC AT CANNON

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

BLASTS ROCK HOUSE OFFICES… “LARGE STICKS” SIGHTED… DESPERATE EMAIL REVEALS TERRIBLE FEAR GRIPPING CONGRESSIONAL STAFFERS: MORE »


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Due to Arcane Constitutional Clause, Snuff Usage Still Mandatory on All Federal Property

Monday, June 26th, 2006

And the House of Representatives moves one step further away from the 1950’s: MORE »