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Posts Tagged ‘cannibals’

The Foreigns: It’s Funny ‘Cause We Don’t Know Them

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Here in France, nothing bad ever happens, and if does we only sigh about it in a worldly fashionIf Americans know one thing about the Foreigns (and sometimes that’s a near thing), it’s that they live in Foreign countries, which, obviously, are hellholes of awfulness and despair. Guess if they didn’t want to be crapped on day and night by a malevolent universe, they should have lived in America! This week, the Foreigns introduces you to some happenings overseas that we can safely laugh at only because they only happen to Foreign types, but otherwise they’d be pretty depressing. MORE »


Three CNN Headlines: Eat Your Heart Out

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

Oh CNN, what would we do on slow news days without you? MORE »