candidates

Here’s a poll from Gallup that nicely encapsulates why the Republican party is so screwed: Among Republicans, Paul Ryan is the top choice out of five prospective candidates to lose the presidency to Hillary in 2016 (the others were, in order, Rubio, that amateur dentist fellow, a known Canadian anchor baby, and Chris Christie), but […]

A bunch of retired professional football and basketball athletes have been running for office this year on the Republican ticket, to Take America Back and also reinforce the stereotype about jocks not being very bright. The aspiring-leader bunch includes “at least five” former NFL or NBA superheroes, Bloomberg News reports. Talk about tossing political footballs! […]

Here’s old “Poppy” Bush talking to the teevee about how he will order America to make his son Jeb be “elected” President, sooner or later, dead or alive. Obviously this will happen, because we forget everything terrible about this shady oil corporation of a family every eight years and just assume that one of them […]

ALASKA  3:12 pm March 26, 2008

by Jim Newell

REPUBLICANS  12:13 pm February 7, 2008

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Jim Newell

REPUBLICANS  2:31 pm January 22, 2008

by Jim Newell

DEMOCRATS  11:24 pm January 3, 2008

by Ken Layne

2008   5:15 pm August 7, 2007

by Josh Fruhlinger