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*FRED’S CAMPAIGN BEEN DONE:* It’s confirmed: Grampa Fred “Dipshit McGoo” Thompson, the laziest man ever and lover to tadpoles of all sizes, has dropped out of the presidential race. [MSNBC]


Relationship guru and Men’s Health editor-in-chief tells you what your man’s political preferences tell you about his relationship style. (Hint: If he likes Tancredo, try not to be Mexican.) [MOAR WORDS!