Tag: candidates

No, Jill Stein, WiFi Isn’t Cooking Our Children’s Brainzzzz

Greetings once more, dear readers! It's that time of the week for the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we continue our ongoing theme of examining the anti-science beliefs of the various frontrunners and also-rans of this three-ring election cycle....

Already Focused On Losing In 2016, Republicans Want Paul Ryan For President

Here's a poll from Gallup that nicely encapsulates why the Republican party is so screwed: Among Republicans, Paul Ryan is the top choice out of five prospective candidates to lose the presidency to Hillary in 2016 (the others were,...

Jock-Republicans Seek To Take Over America

A bunch of retired professional football and basketball athletes have been running for office this year on the Republican ticket, to Take America Back and also reinforce the stereotype about jocks not being very bright. The aspiring-leader bunch includes...

George Bush Sr. Will Make Jeb Be President, Soon

Here's old "Poppy" Bush talking to the teevee about how he will order America to make his son Jeb be "elected" President, sooner or later, dead or alive. Obviously this will happen, because we forget everything terrible about this...

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