Who’s Hotter: Suzanne Malveaux or Campbell Brown?
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
For years, we’ve been totally crushing on Suzanne Malveaux (left) — the name, those eyes, that face! She had us from the first minute we saw her. Sure, we’ve had feelings about Campbell Brown (right) — she’s the pretty, wholesome girl next door, except really really hot. And she’s named after a soup! Yum! So, imagine our conflicted feelings as we count down the minutes to tonight’s presidential debate which is hosted by both of them. Help us decide once and for all: Who is hotter?
For years, we’ve been totally crushing on Suzanne Malveaux (left) — the name, those eyes, that face! She had us from the first minute we saw her. Sure, we’ve had feelings about Campbell Brown (right) — she’s the pretty, wholesome girl next door, except really really hot. And she’s named after a soup! Yum! So, imagine our conflicted feelings as we count down the minutes to tonight’s presidential debate which is hosted by both of them. Help us decide once and for all: Who is hotter?









Last month, we
Another successful woman who is not as smart as Maureen Dowd! We hear that NBC anchorlady Campbell Brown is hanging up her goodtime-girl spurs and getting coalitional with one-time government spokeshunk Dan Senor, currently a Fox New contributor and Jeff Zeleny impersonator. We have been told, repeatedly, that Brown is a girl after our own liver and other body parts (though hers are prettier) so though we are very tempted to make a knocking boots joke, we’ll just advise her: Being married means always having someone to hold your hair back.