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Campbell Brown Wouldn’t Hurt Planned Parenthood If It Didn’t Make Her So Mad

Did you ever wonder why the GOP seems determined to defund Planned Parenthood and wage constant and consistent attacks on women’s health care? Good, because Campbell Brown, former CNN anchor and the wife of a Romney advisor, has the...

Heroic Ex-Wonkette Sugar Mama Says Thing Based In Reality

Campbell Brown, whose enormous face we splattered all over this site in exchange for money, what, two-three years ago now?, is quitting her CNN show! This is largely because of her failure to defeat O'Reilly, Olbermann, and Nancy Grace...

Husband Of Giant Campbell Brown May Run For Senate

Once upon a time there was a gargantuan CNN anchoress who, for five wonderful, lucrative days way back in 2008, eated your Wonkette. (These were in the days when large corporations still paid money to blogs in exchange...

Liveblogging The Pre-Game To Obama’s Saucy Congressional Gangbang!

Oh jesus we turned on the CNN and the first thing we heard was your favorite Campbell uttering that most terrifying word from 2008: "expectations." As in, "Hey Roland, what expectations does President Obama have to meet tonight in...

Vogue Features Famous TV Newsladies!

Ooh look pretty pictures! The famous journalistic news-reporting organization Vogue profiles your Katie Couric, your Rachel Maddow, and wait, who's this? We seem to have seen this one somewhere, recently... If you click through to Comments and scroll down...

Ed Rendell Thinks Napolitano Will Do Well At Homeland Security, Despite Her Vagina

Loveable Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell has opened his fat trap yet again, this time on a hot mic, to celebrate the selection of Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano as Secretary of Homeland Security. He tells a friend that she'll do...

Wonkette’s Week in Review

Wonk’d: A Slow Week in Celeb Sightings

Campbell Brown Engaged to Dan Senor