campaign strategy

FLOTUS FILES  10:33 am August 31, 2012

Michelle Obama Does Topless Magazine Cover For Filthy Europeans

by Blair Burke

Here is the great news for those of us who have longed for some FLOTUS in our lives these past few days: Michelle Obama is involved in another scandal again, and surprise surprise, it involves Spain and France and being an African and, oh wait, NUDITY. And once our nation’s bucket hat-wearing slobs and zombie [...]

DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS  12:04 pm October 23, 2008

Chuck Todd Takes It All Back, Everything Is Awesome In McCain Campaign

by Sara K. Smith

Charming hairfaced news-geek Lothario Chuck Todd said all sorts of amazing things on Hardball last night about how John McCain and Sarah Palin appear to despise each other, and how their campaign staff are all tired and annoyed and full of hate for the world, and so on. It was wondrously candid! (Chuck Todd is [...]

TECHMOLOGIES  10:04 am September 12, 2008

Mean Obama Ad Mocks John McCain For Talking On Brick Phone

by Sara K. Smith

Barack Obama has taken off his gloves again and this is what we have, America: a goofy ad that points out John McCain can’t use a computer. The ad itself is so double-reverse-bizarro-meta ironic that it features that lame cursive font your local PTA likes to use on bake sale flyers. If this is their [...]

TOMFOOLERY  9:48 am July 31, 2008

Former McCain Strategist Does Not Like New McCain Strategy

by Sara K. Smith

John Weaver left John McCain’s campaign a year ago and ever since he has been mournfully briefing the press on how crappily his old friend is running things. Yesterday, in the wake of the dumb commercial calling Barack Obama a Eurofag pop star, Weaver talked with the Atlantic‘s Marc Ambinder and unloaded a little bit [...]

DISSEMBLERS  12:29 pm July 30, 2008

David Axelrod Lies Hilariously About Patti Solis Doyle Hiring Blowback

by Sara K. Smith

By March or April or whenever it was that she got fired, everybody knew that Patti Solis Doyle was personally responsible for every single thing that went wrong with the Clinton campaign, except for the things Mark Penn and Bill Clinton and the candidate herself and even Harold Ickes were responsible for. Ms. Doyle was [...]

ALL OUT OF LOVE  10:16 am July 14, 2008

McCain Resentful That Press Has New, Hotter Girlfriend

by Sara K. Smith

For 400 glorious years, John McCain has gotten daily handjobs from the national press corps because he lets them sit in the back of the bus with him while he dispenses salty bons mots and makes inappropriate jokes. But now all the favorable press coverage goes to Barack Obama, because he gets more people to [...]

DEMOCRATS  9:08 am April 28, 2008

Leak-Free Obama Staff Annoys Reporters

by Sara K. Smith

DEMOCRATS  10:20 am February 27, 2008

Mark Penn’s Bloated Carcass Thrown Under Clinton Campaign Bus

by Sara K. Smith

ELECTIONS  10:05 am December 20, 2007

He Doesn’t Need Your Flyover State

by Megan Carpentier

BARACK OBAMA  5:02 pm December 3, 2007

Obama Appeals to Indian-American Voters

by Megan Carpentier


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