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Posts Tagged ‘campaign contributions’

Hillary Clinton Will Never Stop Running For Public Office

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Never say never!Hillary Clinton will never give up and never stop fighting for you, which is why she’s trying to roll her 2008 presidential election fund into her 2012 Senate re-election fund! She’s sending out letters to supporters who maxed out their contributions, asking them if she can hang onto their money for 2012, and if they don’t say “yes” by August 28 she will have to give it back, which will make the baby Jesus cry. Plus, a new poll shows that she’s the only candidate who can beat John McCain in the fall! It’s true. MORE »


All The Cool Kids Giving $2,300 To Mitt Romney

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Hot Investment Tip: Republicrats! Demicans!

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

richworld.jpgWall Street investors and top-heavy hedge funds are confusing the shit out of campaign comptrollers. Starchy, Right-leaning money managers from Greenwich, Connecticut are throwing money at Democrats, while Croc-wearing Volvo drivers are getting behind Republicans. Totally nuts, these guys. Cats and dogs, living together. MORE »