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Here is Barack Obama's latest attack/response ad about the gas tax and Hillary being a mean old bully. Snooze. Hillary's just better at this attack shit. You have to invent facts, Barry! [via Ben Smith]
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campaign ads
Here is Barack Obama's latest attack/response ad about the gas tax and Hillary being a mean old bully. Snooze. Hillary's just better at this attack shit. You have to invent facts, Barry! [via Ben Smith]
Here is Barack Obama's latest attack/response ad about the gas tax and Hillary being a mean old bully. Snooze. Hillary's just better at this attack shit. You have to invent facts, Barry! [via Ben Smith]
inquiring minds wish to know
FEWFWEe32fjkfrlkqrkleqjnkqwkljdqw#@!#!@DWDQW, the end. [YouTube]
What Has Happened To Barack Obama, Hillary?
FEWFWEe32fjkfrlkqrkleqjnkqwkljdqw#@!#!@DWDQW, the end. [YouTube]
campaign ads
Here is Barack Obama's new campaign ad in Indiana, "Pennies," in which he makes some "correct" economic argument about why we should keep taxing your damn motorcar fuel. It amazes us, every day as we wake up, to see how much of a liberal this schlock is. Just because the oil companies are *rich* doesn't mean they don't have *families* to feed. [YouTube]
Obama Will Even Tax Your OXYGEN
Here is Barack Obama's new campaign ad in Indiana, "Pennies," in which he makes some "correct" economic argument about why we should keep taxing your damn motorcar fuel. It amazes us, every day as we wake up, to see how much of a liberal this schlock is. Just because the oil companies are *rich* doesn't mean they don't have *families* to feed. [YouTube]
campaign ads
The liberal terrorists at MoveOn.org are launching a $1 million ad campaign (heyo!) against John McCain, because who the hell else is gonna do it, JESUS H. CHRIST (Mike Huckabee)? The first ad is running in some states where McCain has been running his own ads unopposed, and it features a birthday cake. Or an anniversary cake. It's an Iraq Birthday-Anniversary Cake, celebrating 5-100 years of fun in the sun! Stupid liberals always miss the point — if you make cake analogous to a vote for John McCain, everyone will vote for John McCain. Check out the Elitism ad below.
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MoveOn.org Celebrates 'Mission Accomplished' With Delicious Cake
The liberal terrorists at MoveOn.org are launching a $1 million ad campaign (heyo!) against John McCain, because who the hell else is gonna do it, JESUS H. CHRIST (Mike Huckabee)? The first ad is running in some states where McCain has been running his own ads unopposed, and it features a birthday cake. Or an anniversary cake. It's an Iraq Birthday-Anniversary Cake, celebrating 5-100 years of fun in the sun! Stupid liberals always miss the point — if you make cake analogous to a vote for John McCain, everyone will vote for John McCain. Check out the Elitism ad below.
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campaign ads
Oh Hillary Clinton, you scourge. Here is her new ad for the great state of Indiana, which is next to Illinois, which is where Hillary is from! That's her line of logic. Hey, Isn't Barack a senator from Illinois? Yes he is — black Illinois, though.
Indiana Should Vote Hillary, Cuz She's From Illinois
Oh Hillary Clinton, you scourge. Here is her new ad for the great state of Indiana, which is next to Illinois, which is where Hillary is from! That's her line of logic. Hey, Isn't Barack a senator from Illinois? Yes he is — black Illinois, though.
nrcc
The National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) — the world's most comical political organization, behind House Republicans — has been hoping to convert Barack Obama's non-denunciation of controversial black people into a couple of victories in upcoming House special elections. We saw that piece of crap airing in Mississippi yesterday, about which Travis Childers said nothing. Now they have another ad supporting some GOP dude running in Louisiana, whose opponent supports the "extreme liberal views" of Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi, depicted below with a lesbian haircut.
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NRCC Claims That Barry And Nancy Will Radically Steal Your Freedom Trinkets
The National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) — the world's most comical political organization, behind House Republicans — has been hoping to convert Barack Obama's non-denunciation of controversial black people into a couple of victories in upcoming House special elections. We saw that piece of crap airing in Mississippi yesterday, about which Travis Childers said nothing. Now they have another ad supporting some GOP dude running in Louisiana, whose opponent supports the "extreme liberal views" of Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi, depicted below with a lesbian haircut.
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campaign ads
Here is WALNUTS! performing his most comical act: pretending he knows anything about domestic policy! (Foreign policy, too, but that's a different kind of Sad). In this ad about health care, he repeats a very important but widely ignored aspect of the issue: health care is very expensive. Yowza! And then the innovative approach: we must make it affordable. And, of course, the perfect solution: $5,000 tax credits to fix health care entirely. But he fails to mention the simplest way to reduce health care costs: stop spending $6.7 billion to wake up John McCain's failing carcass every day. Also, doesn't he sound congested in this thing? It could be pneumonia, which is almost always lethal when you're McCain's age. [YouTube]
John McCain Says High Health Care Costs Are Bad!
Here is WALNUTS! performing his most comical act: pretending he knows anything about domestic policy! (Foreign policy, too, but that's a different kind of Sad). In this ad about health care, he repeats a very important but widely ignored aspect of the issue: health care is very expensive. Yowza! And then the innovative approach: we must make it affordable. And, of course, the perfect solution: $5,000 tax credits to fix health care entirely. But he fails to mention the simplest way to reduce health care costs: stop spending $6.7 billion to wake up John McCain's failing carcass every day. Also, doesn't he sound congested in this thing? It could be pneumonia, which is almost always lethal when you're McCain's age. [YouTube]
paultard radio
The Ron Paul surprise sneak attack on Pennsylvania is a real winner! He now has this radio ad up in the state, and you can listen to it in the video clip above. Whacky! It suggests that you call 877-RON-PAUL for more information. We called that number for some reason and noted to some volunteer that we heard about Ron Paul on the radio and were told to call the number. He responded, "Ron Paul will be on the ballot tomorrow, if you want to vote for him." 877-RON-PAUL is the best Ron Paul Liberty phone number ever! [YouTube]
Ron Paul Working Radio Ads (And Winning) In Pennsylvania
The Ron Paul surprise sneak attack on Pennsylvania is a real winner! He now has this radio ad up in the state, and you can listen to it in the video clip above. Whacky! It suggests that you call 877-RON-PAUL for more information. We called that number for some reason and noted to some volunteer that we heard about Ron Paul on the radio and were told to call the number. He responded, "Ron Paul will be on the ballot tomorrow, if you want to vote for him." 877-RON-PAUL is the best Ron Paul Liberty phone number ever! [YouTube]
walnuts! in high school
This is one of those McCain web ads, of which there are four million, that has been garnering some Internet buzz re: how funny it is. But if you haven't seen it yet, you should maybe do that right now. It involves McCain's teacher from high school, Ted Williams, rainbow-colored smoke and McCain being a little rat (who bombs people). [YouTube]
Have You Seen John McCain's Smoky Teacher Ad Yet?
This is one of those McCain web ads, of which there are four million, that has been garnering some Internet buzz re: how funny it is. But if you haven't seen it yet, you should maybe do that right now. It involves McCain's teacher from high school, Ted Williams, rainbow-colored smoke and McCain being a little rat (who bombs people). [YouTube]
campaign ads
John McCain has made another one of those damn web ads where some guy with Gravitas reads a vague slop of purple prose for two-and-a-half minutes, expecting it to be "good" for John McCain. This one is called "Tolerance," and it says that we are all Americans. The best part is when it declares that Freedom should be ensured for all mankind with the Lincoln Memorial in the backdrop. So now we know that John McCain does, in fact, support the end of slavery. [YouTube]
...So He Is Talking About Diversity Or Something?
John McCain has made another one of those damn web ads where some guy with Gravitas reads a vague slop of purple prose for two-and-a-half minutes, expecting it to be "good" for John McCain. This one is called "Tolerance," and it says that we are all Americans. The best part is when it declares that Freedom should be ensured for all mankind with the Lincoln Memorial in the backdrop. So now we know that John McCain does, in fact, support the end of slavery. [YouTube]
campaign ads
Barack Obama's new ad features his sister, or half-sister or whatever she is, and his famous Racist White Grandmother. It also features another old white lady yelling in his face with a smile, but what is she saying? [via The Page]
Meet Everyone Who Has Ever Known Barack Obama
Barack Obama's new ad features his sister, or half-sister or whatever she is, and his famous Racist White Grandmother. It also features another old white lady yelling in his face with a smile, but what is she saying? [via The Page]
campaign ads
Hillary Clinton shot a new ad for North Carolina at 2:59 a.m. last night before her 3 a.m. nightly phone sex from Hell with Vince Foster, about the economy. Here she portrays a sparkly painted robot also named Hillary Clinton. She says "If you're looking for a typical political commercial, switch the channel," so we immediately switched the Internet channel. But the YouTube video description says "Go to NCAskMe.com to ask Hillary your questions." And once you donate $2,300 dollars to her on this new site, she will have Chelsea's traveling media secretary send you a Hallmark e-Card. [YouTube]
Hillary Makes Creepy New Ad, Tells People Not To Watch It
Hillary Clinton shot a new ad for North Carolina at 2:59 a.m. last night before her 3 a.m. nightly phone sex from Hell with Vince Foster, about the economy. Here she portrays a sparkly painted robot also named Hillary Clinton. She says "If you're looking for a typical political commercial, switch the channel," so we immediately switched the Internet channel. But the YouTube video description says "Go to NCAskMe.com to ask Hillary your questions." And once you donate $2,300 dollars to her on this new site, she will have Chelsea's traveling media secretary send you a Hallmark e-Card. [YouTube]
campaign ads
Ha ha but you see this is not a joke and is her actual new campaign ad. This is something that a group of professional campaign strategists and advertising gurus considered, filmed, and released to the public. These 30 seconds are designed to make human beings think she is qualified to do something, anything, with that pathetic little life of hers. That's all, goodnight. [YouTube]
Hillary Clinton Blames John McCain For Leaving Stock Market Open at 3 A.M.
Ha ha but you see this is not a joke and is her actual new campaign ad. This is something that a group of professional campaign strategists and advertising gurus considered, filmed, and released to the public. These 30 seconds are designed to make human beings think she is qualified to do something, anything, with that pathetic little life of hers. That's all, goodnight. [YouTube]
campaign ads
Here is former Democratic candidate and current Libertarian party candidate for president, ex-Sen. Mike Gravel, in his latest fun video. He is speaking the words of the Beatles' "Helter Skelter," which has been remixed into a Modern version, "Electro Skeletor." Other famous remixes of "Helter Skelter" include the Manson family. [YouTube]
Mike Gravel's Latest Opus
Here is former Democratic candidate and current Libertarian party candidate for president, ex-Sen. Mike Gravel, in his latest fun video. He is speaking the words of the Beatles' "Helter Skelter," which has been remixed into a Modern version, "Electro Skeletor." Other famous remixes of "Helter Skelter" include the Manson family. [YouTube]
campaign ads
This is Barack Obama's new ad for North Carolina, and it's about gas money. It's titled "Nothing's Changed." He discusses the Big Oil companies, concluding with "I won't let them block Change anymore." What's the deal here — are he and "Hope" breaking up or something? [YouTube]
Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!
This is Barack Obama's new ad for North Carolina, and it's about gas money. It's titled "Nothing's Changed." He discusses the Big Oil companies, concluding with "I won't let them block Change anymore." What's the deal here — are he and "Hope" breaking up or something? [YouTube]
campaign ads
John McCain has made a new ad, for some reason. Much like his outer space web video, it features some gravelly voiceover guy and classical music, like a Lexis commercial. Then it shows the standard clip of McCain being tortured — isn't it odd that they have film of this? — and ends with a fittingly classy line: "John McCain: The American president Americans have been waiting for." Well what in the hell could that mean about Barack Obama? Figure it out, smart guys. [YouTube]
John McCain: The Panamanian Mexican Geezer Americans Have Been Waiting For
John McCain has made a new ad, for some reason. Much like his outer space web video, it features some gravelly voiceover guy and classical music, like a Lexis commercial. Then it shows the standard clip of McCain being tortured — isn't it odd that they have film of this? — and ends with a fittingly classy line: "John McCain: The American president Americans have been waiting for." Well what in the hell could that mean about Barack Obama? Figure it out, smart guys. [YouTube]
campaign ads
Ooh boy, Hillary Clinton has her first ad up in Pennsylvania, the thing that is voting in like a month! She says she will "level the playing field" by taking money away from the Corporates, who made most of their money in the 1990s when "The Clintons" were personally sending dump trucks of $100 bills to Fat Cats' front yards. [YouTube]
Hillary To 'Level' Your House, With Bulldozers
Ooh boy, Hillary Clinton has her first ad up in Pennsylvania, the thing that is voting in like a month! She says she will "level the playing field" by taking money away from the Corporates, who made most of their money in the 1990s when "The Clintons" were personally sending dump trucks of $100 bills to Fat Cats' front yards. [YouTube]
politics of [whatever]
Did you know the famous "3 A.M. Girl" in Hillary's POLITICS OF FEAR ad is in the tank for Obama? Apparently, her family shopped her out as a little girl to be in non-POLITICS OF FEAR commercials, and that footage was then sold to the wire service Getty. That way, cheap Getty subscribers, like the Hillary Clinton campaign, could use the footage for anything — including the POLITICS OF FEAR. Watch this girl now denounce and reject Hillary, on this morning's Today. [MSNBC]
'3 A.M. Girl' Despises Hillary Clinton
Did you know the famous "3 A.M. Girl" in Hillary's POLITICS OF FEAR ad is in the tank for Obama? Apparently, her family shopped her out as a little girl to be in non-POLITICS OF FEAR commercials, and that footage was then sold to the wire service Getty. That way, cheap Getty subscribers, like the Hillary Clinton campaign, could use the footage for anything — including the POLITICS OF FEAR. Watch this girl now denounce and reject Hillary, on this morning's Today. [MSNBC]