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Watch out, Wonkers, it may very well be Ted Cruz day at Yr Wonkette. No, come back! We'll have kittens later, maybe. Old Bile...

In this installment of The Weekend Stock Photo Report with Weekend S. Photo, Benjamin Netanyahu growls sofly and carries a big shtick, The Supreme...

It's October, and in just a couple weeks, a depressingly small percentage of Americans will vote for a new Congress. Sarah Palin's out on...

This week's edition of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker, is intelligible only if you speak election-year argle-bargle at a 12th-grade level...

Oh dear, your Veep recap seems to be a little low. Here, let us fix that. WHELP, Selina went to Silicon Valley this week, which...

Earlier this month, Bernie Sanders told The Nation's John Nichols that he is "prepared to run for President of the United States," and now...

We all know that every problem in America can be blamed on the liberals, with our absolute belief that man-on-dog-on-snowman sex should be taught...

We asked you to help Wonkette frenemy Victoria Jackson with her inspiring run for alderthingie of her hometown in Tennessee (not Florida, stupid internet),...

Senator Mitch McConnell's reelection campaign is trying the old "Sure, I care about ladies and their dumb concerns" strategy, even if it has to...

Mitt Romney is SO VERY SAD, you guys. All he wanted was to be President. That's it. He had a dream, just a simple...

The Romney campaign is so sad, you guys! They know the whole campaign has been one bed-shitting after another, and that their candidate is...

Remember “Julia,” the main character in an Obama campaign website who goes through her childhood and adolescence suckling off the government teat before becoming...

What is not to like about Mitt Romney (R-Money)? What indeed! He has a dancing horse! He does not know what a donut is!...

After the week we've had, go ahead and treat yourself. Stripping starts at about 4:30. Then it gets even better. Tell us again, Barack,...

The RNC bought John McCain a $150,000 traveling machine that will warp the time-space continuum and create wee worm holes for the action hero...

Barack Obama's campaign has more employees than a small nation and a larger budget than France. If you took every Obama staffer and laid...

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