Known magazine TIME reported earlier in the day that Barack Obama, who hasn’t been to church since quitting Jeremiah Wright’s mosque last year, has chosen as “his primary place of worship” the “Evergreen Chapel, the nondenominational church at Camp David,” where other congregants include local forest creatures such as rabbits and donkeys. George W. Bush also “chose to worship” there, at the president’s secret Maryland lair, because if there are no cameras then you don’t actually have to go. But the most interesting thing about this TIME report is that it is WRONG and Barack Obama still hates Mister Jesus. MORE »

George W. Bush has racked up an impressive 802 days at either Camp David or his “ranch” in Crawford, Texas — only the famously lazy Ronald Reagan wasted more time at Camp David than our current idiot. MORE »

A double-secret-probation Wonkette operative reports from freakin’ Camp David that the last two movies Bush watched were “Talladega Nights” and “Jackass 2.” MORE »