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Attention School Districts: Camille Paglia Does Not Care For Your Sex-Ed Condoms And Gaydoctrination

Sometimes we worry that we’re turning into old weird Camille Paglia. “YOU ARE CRIMINALIZING THE MALE ESSENCE!!!!1!” we shriek when girls go, “he whistled at me, I am malegazeraped, waah.” So it is good to know we are not turning into Camille Paglia, since she is now sexplaining why sex ed should be more prude. Read more on Attention School Districts: Camille Paglia Does Not Care For Your Sex-Ed Condoms And Gaydoctrination…
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Deleted Comments Of The Day: Your Article About Obama Failed To Note He Is A Child

Hey-ho, wonkadoodlers! Time for another trip to the comments queue to see what brilliance we have received from would-be commenters. Our first note today comes from “JustPJs,” who apparently is very relaxed in personal attire but not in vigilance when it comes to LIBERTY. JustPJs was very displeased by our little New Year’s Eve piece on how libruls have fallen out of love with Barry Bamz, because it ignores some basic facts: Hey Rebecca, back away from the crack pipe girl. This one of the most ridiculous articles I have ever read. This child in chief has stomped all over the constitution since day one. When Republicans take the senate in ’14 This POTUS will be lucky if he is not impeached. The most dishonest administration in this nations history. His ” 1/2 blackness” is just as bad as his 1/2 whiteness. Wow, that had everything but “birf certificate” in there, though maybe that’s implied among the many things for which Obama will be impeached (BenghazIRSfast&furiousolydrabenghaziiiiiii). With GOP retaking the Senate, impeachment, most dishonest ever, and half-blackness — that’s four spaces on your Wingnut Meme Bingo card. And yet, surprisingly short on details! Read more on Deleted Comments Of The Day: Your Article About Obama Failed To Note He Is A Child…
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Deleted Comments Of The Day: Obama Is Bush Except Bush Was Better

We sure got an outpouring of comments on that piece Kaili wrote about George Bush, the hipster doofus artist whose secret name turned out to be Cosmo. The piece generated a surprising number of comments from new accounts — must have hit a wingnut site somewhere. The news that Dubya was a hipster icon was hailed as welcome news by “hamptonwriter,” who said, Hee hee! What a delicious turn of events! Obama and his ilk are so bad that the young uns are turning back to President Bush. Talk about unintended consequences. Yep, that’s some groundswell of demand for GWB or someone just like him from all the young folks. Only one problem with your analysis, hamptonwriter — the whole point of the “Bush as hipster icon” thing was that his naïve art might find an audience with people who know nothing about his politics. Read more on Deleted Comments Of The Day: Obama Is Bush Except Bush Was Better…
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Gay Thought Leader Camille Paglia Weighs In On ‘Duck Dynasty’ And All Other Gays Can Shut Up Now We Guess

You are probably tired of reading about Duck Dynasty! We are tired of writing about Duck Dynasty. But just as we were about to take a long, refreshing, Duck-Dynasty-free break, maybe with a bubble bath and a Mai Tai, along comes Camille Paglia to share her thoughts on the matter and now we have to gird our loins and go read Camille Paglia. Read more on Gay Thought Leader Camille Paglia Weighs In On ‘Duck Dynasty’ And All Other Gays Can Shut Up Now We Guess…
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Camille Paglia: Ladies Having Sex Sucked Out Of Them By Sexy Pop Music

Let’s be honest, women. You have a TON of choices, a veritable smorgasbord, of women writers who will make you feel bad about who you are. Whether it is  Suzanne Venker concern trolling the ladies and telling them that if they just weren’t so angry all the time, the mens would marry them or K-Lo sucking all the joy out of sex because she’s not going to suck anything else, there is a veritable empire of ways other ladies can tell you what to do. Those ladies are great at what they do, don’t get us wrong, but no one – NO ONE – bashes the wimmenz more creatively than the O.G. culture scold Camille Paglia. The convoluted sentences! The out-of-nowhere references to, say, Catullus! You know what? It is better if we just show you. Take it away Camille: Read more on Camille Paglia: Ladies Having Sex Sucked Out Of Them By Sexy Pop Music…
 

Gossip Roundup: Living in Fast Forward

Reliable Source: Camille Paglia on Condoleezza Rice: “She has advanced the persona of the first woman president way beyond any other woman in my lifetime.”… Kenny Chesney will perform at White House dinner for Australian Prime Minister John Howard… D.C.’s Sara Albert, of “America’s Next Top Model,” is leaving her think tank job to pursue modeling. [WP] Read more on Gossip Roundup: Living in Fast Forward…