Tag: camille paglia

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Let’s Take A Breather And Treat Ourselves To The Whimsical Stylings Of Maureen Dowd, Oh Sweet Jesus

Maureen Dowd ate another pot brownie and had a fever sex dream about Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton. It was a very stupid fever sex dream.

Remember When Elizabeth Warren Literally Murdered Donald Trump On The Twitter? Your Weekly Top Ten

AHOY WONKERS, HOW'S TRICKS? We are fine, thank you for asking. Welcome to Saturday, the day when we deliver unto you the weekly Top Ten List, full of all your favorites from this past week! READ THEM ALL! Or read them...

Camille Paglia Has Had It UP TO HERE With Hillary’s Gross Wormwood Tits

Boy howdy, it is Friday afternoon, so let's immerse ourselves in the flowery, lady-hating, contrarian bullshit of Camille Paglia. Forsooth, she hath Important Thoughts on Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and how they do the things they do because of...

Can You Hack Up Words As Stupid As Camille Paglia? A Contest!

Readers, it's time for a group project! Camille Paglia, as we all know, is the most insufferably obnoxious writer in the United States of the Entire Universe. As the late great Molly Ivins explained in her seminal piece on...

Attention School Districts: Camille Paglia Does Not Care For Your Sex-Ed Condoms And Gaydoctrination

Sometimes we worry that we're turning into old weird Camille Paglia. "YOU ARE CRIMINALIZING THE MALE ESSENCE!!!!1!" we shriek when girls go, "he whistled at me, I am malegazeraped, waah." So it is good to know we are not turning...

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Your Article About Obama Failed To Note He Is A Child

Hey-ho, wonkadoodlers! Time for another trip to the comments queue to see what brilliance we have received from would-be commenters. Our first note today comes from "JustPJs," who apparently is very relaxed in personal attire but not in vigilance...

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Obama Is Bush Except Bush Was Better

We sure got an outpouring of comments on that piece Kaili wrote about George Bush, the hipster doofus artist whose secret name turned out to be Cosmo. The piece generated a surprising number of comments from new accounts --...

Gay Thought Leader Camille Paglia Weighs In On ‘Duck Dynasty’ And All Other Gays Can Shut Up Now We Guess

You are probably tired of reading about Duck Dynasty! We are tired of writing about Duck Dynasty. But just as we were about to take a long, refreshing, Duck-Dynasty-free break, maybe with a bubble bath and a Mai Tai,...

Camille Paglia: Ladies Having Sex Sucked Out Of Them By Sexy Pop Music

Let's be honest, women. You have a TON of choices, a veritable smorgasbord, of women writers who will make you feel bad about who you are. Whether it is  Suzanne Venker concern trolling the ladies and telling them that...