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Posts Tagged ‘cambridge’

EVERYONE'S OFFENDED!

Obama Vaguely Apologizes To That Dumb Cop

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Uh oh, Nobama has been gettin’ the business ever since he said those Cambridge Coppers acted STUPIDLY when they arrested the black guy in his house, for yelling. So here he is offering his unique Obamapology at today’s White House Press Briefing, saying he could have “calibrated those words differently.” Okay! Huh? It was definitely rather sloppy and STUPID of him to get involved in the case like that. Why even bother reforming health care, after this comment? [YouTube]


WELL THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
  • SKIP GATES CLEARED OF CHARGES OF LOUDMOUTHING TO COPS: “Disorderly conduct charges filed against one of the nation’s pre-eminent African-American scholars have been dropped, local media reported on Tuesday.” And for all you people who have been saying, “Well maybe Gates was just being an abrasive dick to the police and he should know better,” you are encouraged to read his lawyer’s version of events. [Reuters]

HEADS WILL ROLL

New Details On Gates Arrest Make *Slightly* More Sense

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

But he was neither cat nor burglar.One detail in the “famous Harvard professor whom even non-academics may have seen on that TV special with Oprah looked like scary intruder to neighbor” story that did not make sense was that part where the neighbor — the lady who called the cops was a neighbor — did not recognize the famous Harvard professor trying to get into his own house. Well, now we have our answer: sounds like the scary intruder she spotted may have been his cab driver. MORE »


THE END OF RACISM

Famous Harvard Intellectual Arrested In Connection With Attempting To Enter His House

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Looks like a robber, right?The very serene and affable Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. was arrested Thursday after a lady called the cops in the middle of the day, reporting that she saw a man apparently trying to break into a nearby house. MORE »


GEORGE W. BUSH

From the “Like We Give a Shit” Department

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006