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  No Atheists In Fox Holes

Santa Evicted From Public School, One Dad Plus Fox News Very Upset

Iwo Tannenbaum
With all the torture and police brutality and Republicans taking over Congress, we were worried that the War on Christmas just might not come this year. Thankfully, though, just like Santa soaring through the fog, led by a Claymation reindeer, it’s finally arrived, and Fox News’s Todd Starnes will get to open up his brightly wrapped box of butthurt under the Kwanzaa Tree after all. Read more on Santa Evicted From Public School, One Dad Plus Fox News Very Upset…
  Water Is Too Important To Be Left To The Generals

Cambridge, Mass, Votes To Protect Against Conspiracy To Sap And Impurify Precious Bodily Fluids

Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about water?
Hey there, blue staters and donkey humpers! Bet you feel pretty darn good about yourselves, what with yer commitment to peer-reviewed science and yer dismissal of crackpot conspiracy theories! Bet you laugh every time Yr Wonkette talks about people in Arizona and Georgia who are afraid of chemtrails! Well climb on down off that high horse, dipshit, because Cambridge, Massachusetts — a city with two of the finest research institutions on the planet, a city that gave 85.7% of its vote to Barack Obama in 2012 — is now asking its city manager to look into this whole fluoridated water thing to find out what’s REALLY going on. Read more on Cambridge, Mass, Votes To Protect Against Conspiracy To Sap And Impurify Precious Bodily Fluids…
  scary movies

South Dakota GOP Halloween Tale Of Terror: Dirty Hippie Running For Congress Went To Cambridge, Has Master’s Degree

Who do you want representing you, South Dakota? A disgusting hippie who loves “cap and trade” and taught at the Biosphere and has a master’s degree? Or this nice lady with the awesome hair who was named “young farmer of the year” by the “Waterstown JC” (?) and who didn’t whore herself out to Big Education? We are fairly sure the answer is self-evident! For instance, take a look at the picture above. See all the nice things Kristi Noem was doing in 2001? Awesome. What was her filthy radical opponent doing at the time? GOING TO CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY like a common intellectual. Which leaves unanswered the very important questions: Does Matt Varilek wear glasses, and if so, when will South Dakota gift him with the “re-education” he so obviously needs? Read more on South Dakota GOP Halloween Tale Of Terror: Dirty Hippie Running For Congress Went To Cambridge, Has Master’s Degree…
  everyone's offended!

Obama Vaguely Apologizes To That Dumb Cop

Uh oh, Nobama has been gettin’ the business ever since he said those Cambridge Coppers acted STUPIDLY when they arrested the black guy in his house, for yelling. So here he is offering his unique Obamapology at today’s White House Press Briefing, saying he could have “calibrated those words differently.” Okay! Huh? It was definitely rather sloppy and STUPID of him to get involved in the case like that. Why even bother reforming health care, after this comment? [YouTube] Read more on Obama Vaguely Apologizes To That Dumb Cop…
  well that didn't take long

SKIP GATES CLEARED OF CHARGES OF LOUDMOUTHING TO COPS: “Disorderly conduct charges filed against one of the nation’s pre-eminent African-American scholars have been dropped, local media reported on Tuesday.” And for all you people who have been saying, “Well maybe Gates was just being an abrasive dick to the police and he should know better,” you are encouraged to read his lawyer’s version of events. [Reuters] Read more on …
  heads will roll

New Details On Gates Arrest Make *Slightly* More Sense

One detail in the “famous Harvard professor whom even non-academics may have seen on that TV special with Oprah looked like scary intruder to neighbor” story that did not make sense was that part where the neighbor — the lady who called the cops was a neighbor — did not recognize the famous Harvard professor trying to get into his own house. Well, now we have our answer: sounds like the scary intruder she spotted may have been his cab driver. Read more on New Details On Gates Arrest Make *Slightly* More Sense…
 

From the “Like We Give a Shit” Department

This is the kind of ridiculousness one might expect from Cambridge or Berkeley — but at least they have populations in the six digits. Let’s be real: Why would the House care about the views of a Vermont hamlet, population 1,724? Heck, the Bush twins have slept with more people than that. Read more on From the “Like We Give a Shit” Department…