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Newt Gingrich Knows What’s Good For The Blacks, And It’s Not Icky Black President Obama

Remember when Newt Gingrich said something sensitive about the black experience in America? He's done doing that now.
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Santa Evicted From Public School, One Dad Plus Fox News Very Upset

With all the torture and police brutality and Republicans taking over Congress, we were worried that the War on Christmas just might not come this year. Thankfully, though, just like Santa soaring through the fog, led by a Claymation...
Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about water?

Cambridge, Mass, Votes To Protect Against Conspiracy To Sap And Impurify Precious Bodily Fluids

Hey there, blue staters and donkey humpers! Bet you feel pretty darn good about yourselves, what with yer commitment to peer-reviewed science and yer dismissal of crackpot conspiracy theories! Bet you laugh every time Yr Wonkette talks about people...

South Dakota GOP Halloween Tale Of Terror: Dirty Hippie Running For Congress Went To Cambridge, Has Master’s Degree

Who do you want representing you, South Dakota? A disgusting hippie who loves "cap and trade" and taught at the Biosphere and has a master's degree? Or this nice lady with the awesome hair who was named "young farmer...

Obama Vaguely Apologizes To That Dumb Cop

Uh oh, Nobama has been gettin' the business ever since he said those Cambridge Coppers acted STUPIDLY when they arrested the black guy in his house, for yelling. So here he is offering his unique Obamapology at today's White...

SKIP GATES CLEARED OF CHARGES OF LOUDMOUTHING TO COPS: "Disorderly conduct charges filed against one of the nation's pre-eminent African-American scholars have been dropped, local media reported on Tuesday." And for all you people who have been saying, "Well...

New Details On Gates Arrest Make *Slightly* More Sense

One detail in the "famous Harvard professor whom even non-academics may have seen on that TV special with Oprah looked like scary intruder to neighbor" story that did not make sense was that part where the neighbor -- the...

Famous Harvard Intellectual Arrested In Connection With Attempting To Enter His House

The very serene and affable Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. was arrested Thursday after a lady called the cops in the middle of the day, reporting that she saw a man apparently trying to break into a nearby...