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Donald Trump And Rudy Giuliani Playing ‘Adulterous Slut’ Card Against Hillary Clinton. Really.

Hey remember all those times Trump and Giuliani banged mistresses while they were married to other ladies?
Poor Newt

Taste Of Trump On Newt Gingrich’s Tongue Goes Sour

Poor Newt! Has he fallen out of love with his erstwhile man-lover Trump?

If Obama Really Loved America, He’d Be Screwing Callista Gingrich

We don't know why we are still stuck with disgraced former House Speaker Newt Gingrich's doughy fake-tanned face on our TVs all the time. He hasn't had a real job -- if you can even call being a congressman...
there's that appleheaded vagina mouth we love so much

Donald Trump Doing Terrific With Dudes Who Cheated On Their Wives

Sure, it's one thing to win the approval of neo-Nazis, the former grand imperial poobah of the KKK, and Scott Baio. But Donald Trump is also making inroads with Very Serious Republicans who are Very Serious about family values -- when...

Carly Fiorina’s Blue Dress Caked With Extramarital Jizz Too

Carly Fiorina is a terrible person. She's a pathological liar (see here and here and here and here and here, and be sure not to miss here); she is petty and mean; she is incapable of admitting error even though...
Classic pulp covers just don't account for women as equal participants in legislative diddling

It Turns Out We Weren’t Kidding About Kevin McCarthy’s Sex Scandal. Huh!

Remember a long, long time ago, when we told you John Boehner was quittin' this here speaker job, probably because SEX SCANDAL? And you were like, Oh, Wonkette, LOLZ, you're so funny, with the jokes, that's why we love...

RINO Kevin McCarthy Drops Out Of Speaker’s Race To Spend More Time Not Being Speaker

So ... remember how we told you that Conventional Wisdom had already elected House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy to fill John Boehner's falling-down-drunk speaker shoes, once he gets the hell out of dodge at the end of this month?...
Hardened criminals to now be released from chain gangs early.

Fox News Displeased: California Begins Releasing Hardened Children From Juvie

One of the few bright spots for liberals in Tuesday’s “tectonic skullfucking” of an election was the passing of progressive ballot initiatives in various states. In California, voters passed Proposition 47, which reclassifies some nonviolent property and drug crime...

War On Moms Update: Moms Retreat To Gun Convention

The Moms can really hotfoot it, but we have tracked them down with illegal surveillance tools: They are in St. Louis at an NRA convention, listening to every paranoiac in the country spout off about and/or purchase as many...

Young Turks Kick Callista Gingrich When She’s Down (VIDEO)

Everyone hates Moon Empress and Lizardoid "V" Queen Callista Gingrich, this is not "news." But why? Wonkette's own Jim Newell explained she has never done anything to anyone (we guess Jim forgot about Newt's second wife) and is not...

Voters Simply Don’t Care For Callista Gingrich, Who Is Not Running For Anything

Why do pollsters do polls about candidates' spouses? They just sort of stand there, on the trail, smiling, and then if the candidate wins they may launch some benign PR initiative, like recommending good nutrition and exercise for children....

All American Ladies Rush To Join ‘Women With Newt’

Have you ever been a "Woman with Newt," or did you escape your 1990s stint as a female congressional staffer untouched? If it's the latter, then that's fine, you'll have plenty of opportunities to make it up and perform...

Newt Gingrich Wishes You A Very Disgusting Valentine’s Day

Wait, wait, we'll tell you all about Newt Gingrich's plans to get laid tonight in just a second -- that is what you all want to read about, right? -- but first: This Newt Gingrich "Valentine's Day attack site,"...

Gingrich Spokesman Constantly Fiddling With Newt’s Wikipedia Page

The number one reason nobody likes pedantic swamp bubble Newt Gingrich is because of all the horrible things they are reading about him on his Wikipedia page, obviously. Why else would Newt campaign spokesman Joe DeSantis spend so much...

Newt Gingrich Was Aspiring Polygamist in Nineties, Ex-Wife Says

The density of swollen piglet Newt Gingrich's sleaziness is apparently such that there are still, ten years later, more awful details of his second divorce that America had not yet learned: ex-wife Marianne Gingrich told ABC News that before...

Actual News Report: GOP Wives Get Along Together Just Swimmingly

Oh excitement, Entertainment Weekly ABC News got around to recycling one of these sticky cotton candy puff pieces on how the blond Stepford wives of the GOP candidates still manage, against all odds, to behave like perfect ladies amongst...