Rep. Duncan Hunter had to pay back $60,000 worth of petty grifting from his campaign funds. He's being eyed for Trump's NSA.
Pelosi says she's got enough support to be queen of the House Democrats forever and ever!
And next, we adopt the Metric System!
Hope the cool kids will let them sit down in the cafeteria. Oh. Some of them ARE the cool kids.
To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.
Darrell Issa didn't do jack about the problem for two years, because he was too busy investigating Benghazi. Here's hoping the Democrat colonel guy he's running against is better at 'Congress.'
Get ready for another shocking undercover video by James O'Keefe. You may need coffee.
There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again.
Could one of Congress's biggest jerks be in danger? Here's hoping so!
Awwwwww, Donald Trump got beat up by a girl AGAIN.
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Why do gun fetishists hate Jesus's lawyer for trying to help a softball team?
Not just in general! But if they want insurance to cover fertility treatments, they have to show they've been banging dudes for 2 years and still haven't gotten pregnant.
California Gun Group Very Upset It Can’t Tell You Exactly Where State Legislators Live, So You Can Visit.
A group of California gun enthusiasts is suing for the right to post the home addresses and phone numbers of legislators who voted for six recently-passed gun bills, so everyone can easily find their local tyrant.
Eternally smirking GOP congressdope Darrell Issa's House seat might actually be endangered this year. Here's hoping he goes extinct, with votes.
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