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Tag: california

As snarly as they come

Darrell Issa So Mad About Guard Bonus Clawbacks He Knew About For Two Years, Did Nothing About!

Darrell Issa didn't do jack about the problem for two years, because he was too busy investigating Benghazi. Here's hoping the Democrat colonel guy he's running against is better at 'Congress.'
He thinks he looks like Elton John. We think he looks like James O'Keefe in a bad wig.

Master Of Disguise James O’Keefe Catches Russ Feingold Saying Shockingly Bland Things About Guns

Get ready for another shocking undercover video by James O'Keefe. You may need coffee.

Thanks A Lot, Gays, For LITERALLY Sodomizing Florida With Hurricanes

There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again.
As snarly as they come

Snarling Congresscreep Darrell Issa Running Behind Democrat In New Poll. Cry, Darrell Issa, Cry!

Could one of Congress's biggest jerks be in danger? Here's hoping so!

Hillary Clinton Beats Donald Trump’s Ass On Twitter, And It Is Glorious

Awwwwww, Donald Trump got beat up by a girl AGAIN.
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 25, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Locked and Loaded for the Lord

Portland Priest Being VERY UNGODLY By Beating Gun Into Plowshare. Wingnuts Furious!

Why do gun fetishists hate Jesus's lawyer for trying to help a softball team?

Hilarious New Jersey Law Requires Lesbians To Bone Guys

Not just in general! But if they want insurance to cover fertility treatments, they have to show they've been banging dudes for 2 years and still haven't gotten pregnant.
The Tiniest Sniper

California Gun Group Very Upset It Can’t Tell You Exactly Where State Legislators Live, So You Can Visit.

A group of California gun enthusiasts is suing for the right to post the home addresses and phone numbers of legislators who voted for six recently-passed gun bills, so everyone can easily find their local tyrant.
He does not even seem nice

Congressjerk Darrell Issa To Open Years-Long Hearings On Why He Might Lose His Seat This Fall

Eternally smirking GOP congressdope Darrell Issa's House seat might actually be endangered this year. Here's hoping he goes extinct, with votes.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 2, 2016

You get in here and read your newz breif, RIGHT NOW!

DNC Night Four: Hillary Clinton Makes History, Bill Makes Sammiches. Your Wonket Livebloog!

It's the final night of the Democratic National Convention! Watch for falling balloons!
A History Of Bad Ideas

In Tribute To Rock Hall Of Fame, Nazis To Recreate Altamont Concert At Cleveland GOP Convention

A bunch of neo-Nazis is planning to roam the streets outside this summer's Republican National Convention, to "protect" Trump supporters. Can't see why anyone would have a problem with that.
Older siblings always seem a little weird

Mental Health Professional Thinks Someone Programmed Him To Murder. Could It Be … Satan???

The Satanic Temple, the first-amendment trolls who've answered government endorsements of religion with calls for Satanic coloring books in schools, have branched out into fighting some very real, very damaging pseudoscience.
He's not a Muslim, so let's not worry too much OK?

Heavily Armed Guy On Way To Los Angeles Pride Parade Merely Violent Gun Nut, Not Scary Terrorist

An Indiana man arrested on his way to LA's Pride parade with a car full of assault rifles and explosives was merely an ordinary gun freak who was violating probation, nothing to worry about there. Besides, a friend said he didn't have any ill will toward gay people. Relax, will you?

Hillary Clinton History Woman Preznit US America, Bernie Sanders GRRRR ARGH

If he were Hillary, we would wonder if he were on the rag.