An ICE spokesguy just couldn't bring himself to lie. Odd job choice.
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
It's just like the Civil War, only California killed Lincoln. (Jeff Sessions is bad at history.)
Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.
Let's be kind today.
Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!
Nobody ever accused Devin Nunes of being smart.
This is the smart way to decriminalize marijuana: Retroactively.
What is that rascal up to?
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer.
Rush Limbaugh listeners will be provided a safe space. Arizona.
Nobody likes a narc, Jeff.
Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
Empty your wallets or you'll never see your precious elections ever again.