Tag: california

Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017

The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!

Conservatives Can’t BELIEVE California Legalized Child Prostitution, Probably Because IT DIDN’T

Why does California want all the children to have sex for money? Oh right, it doesn't, and the Republicans are lying again. We almost forgot.
You see, when I was undercover in the Falklands...

Bill O’Reilly Knows Why We Have An Electoral College: To Keep Whites In Power, Ta-Da!

Bill O'Reilly says there's no such thing as white privilege, and he'll fight to the death to defend it.

Possible Trump Spox/Daily Mail ‘Reporter’ Celebrates Trump’s Landslide Popular Vote Win!

Just in: If the Daily Mail carried news, it'd be a newspaper.
Ground Control To Governor Moonbeam...

California Gov. Jerry Brown Is Having None Of Trump’s Climate Crap

Governor Moonbeam is back, and he rocks.

Idiots Demand LA Times Offer Bigots’ Perspective On Japanese Internment Camps, For ‘Balance’

Two letter writers to the LA Times explain Japanese internment was *good* -- and don't even mention the work of scholar Michelle Malkin? What is the right wing coming to?
Every bit as petulant today as in 2003

Sore Winner Darrell Issa Sues Democratic Opponent For Libel Like Big Whiny Jerk Baby He Is

Maybe people hate him because he's a schmuck, not because campaign ads called him a schmuck.

Team Of Evils: Meet The Latest Vulture Capitalists In Donald Trump’s Cabinet!

These plutocrats will help make America great for the common folks, after laying off and foreclosing on them.
He does not even seem nice

Looks Like We’re Gonna Have Darrell Issa To Kick Around Some More

Almost guaranteed to be a sore winner.

Junior Grifter Vaping Congressdude Duncan Hunter May Be Crooked Enough For A Trump Post!

Rep. Duncan Hunter had to pay back $60,000 worth of petty grifting from his campaign funds. He's being eyed for Trump's NSA.

Nancy Pelosi Will Lead House Democrats Through Valley Of Shadow Of Death

Pelosi says she's got enough support to be queen of the House Democrats forever and ever!
Sen. Blutarsky has not commented on the bill

Badass Barbara Boxer Sh*ts On Electoral College, Just Because It Keeps Picking The Loser

And next, we adopt the Metric System!

Meet Your (Mostly Female, Minority, Democrat) New Kids On The Block: Your Last Senate Sunday!

Hope the cool kids will let them sit down in the cafeteria. Oh. Some of them ARE the cool kids.

How To Talk To Your Kids About Trump

To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.
As snarly as they come

Darrell Issa So Mad About Guard Bonus Clawbacks He Knew About For Two Years, Did Nothing About!

Darrell Issa didn't do jack about the problem for two years, because he was too busy investigating Benghazi. Here's hoping the Democrat colonel guy he's running against is better at 'Congress.'
He thinks he looks like Elton John. We think he looks like James O'Keefe in a bad wig.

Master Of Disguise James O’Keefe Catches Russ Feingold Saying Shockingly Bland Things About Guns

Get ready for another shocking undercover video by James O'Keefe. You may need coffee.