Tag: california

ICE Guy Done Working For Gestapo, Thank You

An ICE spokesguy just couldn't bring himself to lie. Odd job choice.

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.

Jeff Sessions Sues California For Not Helping ICE Round Up Your Mom

It's just like the Civil War, only California killed Lincoln. (Jeff Sessions is bad at history.)

Storm A-Comin’. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 7, 2018

Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.

It’s 5:30 A.M.: Do You Know Where Your Children Will Live?

Let's be kind today.

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

Dumb Stupid Devin Nunes Memo Makes One Guy Look REAL BAD, And That Guy Is Donald Trump!

Nobody ever accused Devin Nunes of being smart.
Come get your Free Pot, Hippie Takers!

Nice Time! California Got Criminal Justice Reform In Your Legal Weed!

This is the smart way to decriminalize marijuana: Retroactively.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Trump ICE Thug Wants To Deport Jerry Brown — Get This, For *Human Trafficking*

The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer.
Bears repeating

California Insists On Doing Cool New Shit For 2018. Not Just Smoking It, Either!

Rush Limbaugh listeners will be provided a safe space. Arizona.

Chief Narc Jeff Sessions To Lock YOU Up, For Doing Jazz And Reefer

Nobody likes a narc, Jeff.

STOP PUSHING BUTTONS! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, Jan. 3, 2018

Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

Hackers Are Holding All The Voter Rolls In California Hostage

Empty your wallets or you'll never see your precious elections ever again.