Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.
Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.
When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home.
Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
'Voting' sure was nice while it lasted.
TELL 'EM, NANCY!
Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!
It is a veritable cornucopia of WTF.
So. We meet again.
The New Cruelty marches on.
Let's beam Mr. Spock into a WALL.
Let's visit the spoiled produce dumpster out behind the Marketplace of Ideas.