Tag: california

Irma Gives Trump A Sad. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 11, 2017

Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.

What Heinous Fuckery Is ICE Up To Now?

One story to raise your blood pressure, and one to reduce it a bit.

Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What ‘Shade’ Means, Uh Huh You Bet

Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.

Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time

Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.
Not an exact rendering of the Senate cafeteria.

Nice Time! Schools — And The Feds! — Rethinking That Whole ‘Starve Poor Kids’ Thing

When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home.

Republicans Bravely Run Away From Fourth Of July Town Halls

Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!

They Blinded All The Science. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 3, 2017

Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kris Kobach Will Make Voting Great Again! (Offer Valid For Old White Republicans Only)

'Voting' sure was nice while it lasted.

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!