Jerry Brown seems to think the National Guard should do National Guard stuff, not Border Patrol stuff.
A Republican member of Congress HAAAAAATES Trump. But they only tell their secrets to Erick Erickson! :(
What's the deal with guys named Duncan and graft, huh?
'Where the rich get richer, and the poor, you don't ever have to see' -- Randy Newman
Why yes, this is America now.
All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.
Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.
Think it might be time for some hope.
Don't worry, these incidents don't count since Trump's plan hasn't yet gone into effect. Everyone will be just fine when it does.
An ICE spokesguy just couldn't bring himself to lie. Odd job choice.
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
It's just like the Civil War, only California killed Lincoln. (Jeff Sessions is bad at history.)
Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.
Let's be kind today.
Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!
Nobody ever accused Devin Nunes of being smart.