Tag: california

Judge Rules Trump ‘Sanctuary Cities’ Executive Order As Unconstitutional As All The Other Ones

If we didn't know better, we'd say that the courts think Donald Trump is full of shit!

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Look at all those magazines! Or are they clips?

Dems Introduce Assault Weapons Ban, Because Fuck Your Guns Is Why

Get ready for the geniuses asking if we want to ban CARS, TOO.

Trump Can’t Even Kill Obamacare Right. Thanks Obama!

People really, really want healthcare, and no orange blot of fuzz is about to tell them otherwise.

Attention NorCal, It Is Your Turn To Get Wonkette Beach Bum World Toured 2017!!!

It's the weekend! It's Yr Wonkette Drinky Thing! It's your open thread!

Alex Jones Trucker Speed Does A Body Good, If Your Body Likes EATING LEAD

If you get lots of lead in your system, maybe you can repel bullets! (Not a Science Fact)

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Irma Gives Trump A Sad. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 11, 2017

Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.

What Heinous Fuckery Is ICE Up To Now?

One story to raise your blood pressure, and one to reduce it a bit.

Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What ‘Shade’ Means, Uh Huh You Bet

Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.

Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time

Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.
Not an exact rendering of the Senate cafeteria.

Nice Time! Schools — And The Feds! — Rethinking That Whole ‘Starve Poor Kids’ Thing

When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home.

Republicans Bravely Run Away From Fourth Of July Town Halls

Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!

They Blinded All The Science. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 3, 2017

Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.