Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.
One story to raise your blood pressure, and one to reduce it a bit.
Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.
Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.
When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home.
Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
'Voting' sure was nice while it lasted.
TELL 'EM, NANCY!
Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!
It is a veritable cornucopia of WTF.
So. We meet again.
The New Cruelty marches on.