This is the smart way to decriminalize marijuana: Retroactively.
What is that rascal up to?
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer.
Rush Limbaugh listeners will be provided a safe space. Arizona.
Nobody likes a narc, Jeff.
Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
Empty your wallets or you'll never see your precious elections ever again.
If we didn't know better, we'd say that the courts think Donald Trump is full of shit!
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Get ready for the geniuses asking if we want to ban CARS, TOO.
People really, really want healthcare, and no orange blot of fuzz is about to tell them otherwise.
It's the weekend! It's Yr Wonkette Drinky Thing! It's your open thread!
If you get lots of lead in your system, maybe you can repel bullets! (Not a Science Fact)
Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.