If we didn't know better, we'd say that the courts think Donald Trump is full of shit!
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Get ready for the geniuses asking if we want to ban CARS, TOO.
People really, really want healthcare, and no orange blot of fuzz is about to tell them otherwise.
It's the weekend! It's Yr Wonkette Drinky Thing! It's your open thread!
If you get lots of lead in your system, maybe you can repel bullets! (Not a Science Fact)
Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.
One story to raise your blood pressure, and one to reduce it a bit.
Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.
Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.
When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home.
Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.