Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
YOU COME WATCH THIS MICHELLE OBAMA VIDEO RIGHT NOW. AND READ YOUR TOP STORIES TOO.
The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!
Why does California want all the children to have sex for money? Oh right, it doesn't, and the Republicans are lying again. We almost forgot.
Bill O'Reilly says there's no such thing as white privilege, and he'll fight to the death to defend it.
Just in: If the Daily Mail carried news, it'd be a newspaper.
Governor Moonbeam is back, and he rocks.
Two letter writers to the LA Times explain Japanese internment was *good* -- and don't even mention the work of scholar Michelle Malkin? What is the right wing coming to?
Maybe people hate him because he's a schmuck, not because campaign ads called him a schmuck.
These plutocrats will help make America great for the common folks, after laying off and foreclosing on them.
Almost guaranteed to be a sore winner.
Rep. Duncan Hunter had to pay back $60,000 worth of petty grifting from his campaign funds. He's being eyed for Trump's NSA.
Pelosi says she's got enough support to be queen of the House Democrats forever and ever!
And next, we adopt the Metric System!
Hope the cool kids will let them sit down in the cafeteria. Oh. Some of them ARE the cool kids.
To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.