December 10, 2013
Hello, Barack Obama! It is your birthday! You are 51 years old. What things did not exist before you were born? ATM cards! Yeah, if you ran out of money over the weekend, you had to go to a grocery store, and the manager had to okay your writing a check! Remember that? So weird. [...]
Hey, that dead-guy party happened yesterday. And what should you take away from this? The Reagan people want you to know they spent $10,000 on cake. Like, literally, they went around telling the press they spent $10,000 on cake, so that people would know they spent $10,000 on cake. So here you go, American public: [...]
New Hampshire U.S. Senate candidate and seasoned sole-barer Jim Bender has released yet another new campaign ad! In this one, a lady law enforcer stops Uncle Sam for driving his convertible full of hefty ObamaLaws (and a little abused animal-pig named Earmark) too slowly, then Bender shows up and says HEYO.
Wonkette Operative “Tim” sends us this great picture of an Obama cake his “wife” made over the weekend. Suspiciously, the cake voted “present” when asked if it wanted to be eaten, and there’s a damning YouTube video of this cake’s Muslim Christian pastor asking God to “damn” angel food cake.