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LET THEM EAT IT  11:10 am August 4, 2012

It Is Your Birthday, Barack Obama

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hello, Barack Obama! It is your birthday! You are 51 years old. What things did not exist before you were born? ATM cards! Yeah, if you ran out of money over the weekend, you had to go to a grocery store, and the manager had to okay your writing a check! Remember that? So weird. [...]

NEEDZ MOAR CONTRA GUNZ  11:49 am February 7, 2011

Reagan Celebrants Impress Press With Money Spent On Cake Instead of AIDS

by Jack Stuef

Hey, that dead-guy party happened yesterday. And what should you take away from this? The Reagan people want you to know they spent $10,000 on cake. Like, literally, they went around telling the press they spent $10,000 on cake, so that people would know they spent $10,000 on cake. So here you go, American public: [...]

CAMPAIGN SMEARS  10:22 am August 12, 2010

Jim Bender Misses the Mark With Anti-Obesity Campaign Ads

by Lauri Apple

New Hampshire U.S. Senate candidate and seasoned sole-barer Jim Bender has released yet another new campaign ad! In this one, a lady law enforcer stops Uncle Sam for driving his convertible full of hefty ObamaLaws (and a little abused animal-pig named Earmark) too slowly, then Bender shows up and says HEYO.

FUNNY PICTURES  10:05 am June 9, 2008

Is America Ready For A Chocolate Cake?

by Ken Layne

Wonkette Operative “Tim” sends us this great picture of an Obama cake his “wife” made over the weekend. Suspiciously, the cake voted “present” when asked if it wanted to be eaten, and there’s a damning YouTube video of this cake’s Muslim Christian pastor asking God to “damn” angel food cake.

DEMOCRATS  12:19 pm March 7, 2008

Barack Obama Is Building A Religion

by Ken Layne

SENATE  9:16 pm September 7, 2006

Saving the Face For Last!

by Ken Layne

BILL CLINTON  2:54 pm February 22, 2006

Rep. Jean Schmidt: “Cowards Cut and Eat… A Cake With My Face On It!”

by dlat


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