Wonkette Operative “Tim” sends us this great picture of an Obama cake his “wife” made over the weekend. Suspiciously, the cake voted “present” when asked if it wanted to be eaten, and there’s a damning YouTube video of this cake’s Muslim Christian pastor asking God to “damn” angel food cake.

Our tipster “Scott” writes, “What did we ever do before we had the series of tubes?” It is a wonderful era, one in which every stoned thought will indeed be published, or at least thrown together in a video clip and put to the music of a weird band called “Cake.”
Obama - Building a Religion [YouTube]

Ever since Katherine Harris taught us about the power of God, we’ve been praying and praying for a picture of the now infamous “Kitty Face Cake.”

And tonight, a Wonkette operative has kindly provided photographic evidence of Florida’s new favorite dessert. (So long, Key Lime Pie! Adios, Arroz con Leche!)

More food pictures from Harris’ primary victory party, after the jump.

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