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UNGRATEFUL DEAD  5:45 pm April 26, 2012

Egypt Bringing New Meaning To Term ‘Cold Fish’ (UPDATED!)

by Erik Jay

The mysterious land of Egypt has always been known for three things: Pyramids, the Sphinx and sex with dead people. Now husbands who have been married for years with the same wife may be able to enjoy a continuing fruitful sex life post mortem (but, sadly, the ‘screw by’ date expires six hours after death). [...]

WE PREFER THE MAYAN APOCALYPSE OF 2012 DOOM THEORY  4:26 pm September 16, 2011

Coming Soon To An America Near You: Insane Riots, Says Bloomberg

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is one of those hard-to-find-in-the-wild species of reasonably moderate politician whom we usually listen to (not really, but play along) just to hear someone “in politics” say something that is not completely batshit once in a while. He is not insane, is what we are saying. So take note [...]


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