Full Cabinet Gangbang This Weekend, Leave The Pants At Home
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009
The White House does not want the media calling it a “retreat,” so by simple rules of obnoxiousness: the full Obama Cabinet is having a big retreat this weekend! They are going to an outdoor adventure camp to do such things as, oh, whatsitcalled, you know that thing where there’s a big tall wall, and everyone has to get over the wall, so the fatties get lifted up by the entire group first and roll over, while the most sprightly fellow jumps last and just barely makes it, and then it’s like “Blah, we’re a team now” and stuff? They’re doing that one a few times on this retreat. No, they’re not. MORE »











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