Oh no no no no no John McCain! Jesus God somebody please give this man a day off so that he can learn to speak normal English words instead of terrible vulgarities all the time. [YouTube via Shenanigans]

No you silly hobos, it wasn’t “runt”! We all know how angry John “McNasty” McCain is, and since he only married Cougar Cindy for her beer money and firm bum bum, they would obviously have a dysfunctional relationship. According to Cliff Schecter’s new book, The Real McCain, this one time in 1992, he went all “Hanoi” on her and called her a cunt. That is what he called her. MORE »