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  the homosexuals!

Rev. Lou Engle and His Three-Story-Tall Homosexual Jesus Giant

Hello, I am your new Wonkette reporter of The Homosexuals, and what they are thrusting upon society, or what is being thrusteth upon them. Sometimes I will post a round-up of what is going on that you might not have heard about, or maybe I will write about specific things related to The Homosexuals. It really just depends on how many keys The Editor has made for me! You might remember crazy wingnut pastor Lou Engle from the time he and Michele Bachmann convulsed back and forth with all their friends on video, imploring the Lord to Take Back Our Country through His preferred prayer method, which is, of course, loud communal fully-clothed orgasms. Read more on Rev. Lou Engle and His Three-Story-Tall Homosexual Jesus Giant…
  you wanna go?

Abusive Lying Cheating C-Streeter Chip Pickering Does New Hilarious Thing

Former Mississippi Congressman Chip Pickering, an ex-C-Streeter who cheated on his wife relentlessly in that house until declining to run again in last year’s elections — to spend more time with his divorce papers — is getting violent at sports games. Again. But this wasn’t simply some Mexican or another in the Congressional Baseball Game crowd. This was the coach of the team playing Pickering’s son’s team, in soccer. Why does Chip Pickering force his child to play the gayer of the two Fall athletic options? Read more on Abusive Lying Cheating C-Streeter Chip Pickering Does New Hilarious Thing…
  this means something

Bart Stupak Lives In C Street Den Of Semen, Too

The consensus “Democrat to end all Democrats” du jour, Bart Stupak, hates abortion with the fury of a Pharaoh! And thanks to his precious last-minute amendment, authored by the Catholic Bishops of America — people who still believe that wafers and wine turn into the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ when ingested, even after 2000 years of human learning — abortion will be between you and the coathanger, ladies. (If it stands.) Just thought everyone should be reminded that Bartholomew lives in the C Street house with all those Republicans who cheat on their wives, even though John Ensign has moved out, and Chip Pickering is presumably dead. [TPM] Read more on Bart Stupak Lives In C Street Den Of Semen, Too…
  sex shenanigans

Hoekstra Tattles On C Street

If we are to believe recent news reports, the C Street clubhouse hosts many dudes — okay, two or three dudes — who at one time or another found comfort in the arms of ladies who were not their wives. But wait! Wasn’t this a Bible study group or something, in addition to being a Capitol Hill boarding house for adulterers? Yes — which might explain the wildly hedonist shenanigans that took place in that den of foulness, according to Rep. Pete Hoekstra. Read more on Hoekstra Tattles On C Street…
  quitters

Ensign Chief Of Staff Leaving?

Senator John Ensign isn’t quitting his job just because he had the poor taste to sleep with his friend’s wife and then stick his parents with the most expensive “here’s a little something for your trouble” tab ever, but his chief of staff might be! According to one report, Ensign COS John Lopez is “leaving” the senator’s office. Is he quitting? Getting fired? Laid off, like a common employee of Huck Pac? Who knows, ’cause Ensign’s office ain’t telling. Our money’s on quitting, because most Senate chiefs of staff want to bow out at the pinnacle of their careers. [The Hill] Read more on Ensign Chief Of Staff Leaving?…
  they better have a good maid service

C Street Just A Den Of Semen

As a famous statistician once said, “Three data points make a trend,” and that is why we can now confidently announce that the Bible study-group-slash-frat house known as the C Street Group stands at the cutting edge of the marital infidelity movement. Read more on C Street Just A Den Of Semen…
  the anti-palin

John Ensign Is Not A Quitter

We are just not getting a lot of resignation bang for our philandering buck this summer. Argentine romancer Mark Sanford looks like he’ll stay in the South Carolina governorship, basically because his wife said he could. And now it appears that John Ensign — barring, ha ha, some devastating investigation by CREW or the Justice Department and what are the chances of that? — will also keep his Senate seat and who knows, maybe even run again! Read more on John Ensign Is Not A Quitter…