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Today’s Gun News Takes Delightfully Refreshing Turn For The Surreal
For those of you following our never-ending soap opera regarding our nation’s love affair with chrome-plated dildos of death, this week has been horribly depressing and not at all full of news that’s appropriate for your preferred source for pictures of silver bears in lingerie. Between the incredibly cheery multiple “toddler shoots ___” stories to [...]
Big New Buzzfeed Scoop On Grifty Right-Wing Bloggers Maybe Not Quite As Big As Last One
Not long ago Buzzfeed super sleuth Rosie Gray brought us news of ginger sock puppet Josh Trevino taking bribe money from the Malaysian government and passing it on to rightwing reporters in exchange for stories favorable to the Malays. So much was weird about this story, starting with the idea of writers from places like [...]
Heroic Right Wing Columnists Taking Malaysian Bribe Money, Is That Not OK?
When Buzzfeed tells you that a “covert Malaysian campaign touched a wide range Of American media,” do not go thinking it is actually a “wide range.” The covert campaign touched a cabal of flag-waving right-wing columnists who, it seems, are so pumped about the free market that they are willing to just take money in [...]
Senate Republicans To Swift Boat John Kerry All Over Again, For Larfs
So Hillary Clinton is going to leave the State Department some day, and on that day the Great Impostor is going to need to find someone to replace her. Who else has the kind of 24-hour energy, common sense, and danciness to replace her? Maybe Ellen? No, not Ellen, Ellen can’t get through the Senate, [...]
Here Is Your Gif Of Elizabeth Warren Trying And Failing Not To Laugh At Scott Brown
Last night’s Massachusetts Senate Debate clusterfuck, “moderated” by David Gregory, almost broke Your Editrix as she melted into a #sloppysloppy puddle of outrage and vapors. But here, via Buzzfeed, is Elizabeth Warren laughing her ass off at Scott Brown’s answer to the question “Who is your model Supreme Court justice?” Brown delayed answering for about [...]
Hillary Clinton Aide Invites Buzzfeed Reporter To Do Sexual Congress Elsewhere
In a shocking display of online rudeness unmatched since the time Ari Fleischer told Helen Thomas “Tits or GTFO,” Buzzfeed reports that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s occasionally-poetic* press aide, Philippe Reines, got into an email pissing match with Buzzfeed reporter Michael Hastings. The flame war evidently started in a heated discussion of Call of [...]
GOP Source: Mitt Romney Threw ‘Tantrum’ At Univision ‘Brownface’ Forum
Oh, man. We were already aware that Egg Romney simply does not care for backtalk from The Help, and that Miffed Romney may not be great under pressure (or ever?). And Miffed Romney hasn’t had a good day we can remember since his Mr. Bean-level disastrous trip to Europe, which spawned the eternal, plaintive question [...]
Sarah Palin Thinks Joe Biden Is An Idiot
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Now that we know that Joe Biden can’t say the word “chains” because it is racist against Mitt Romney, former half-term governor (and queen of your heart) Sarah Palin would like to share a word salad of Deep Thoughts with her husband’s girlfriend, Greta Van Susteren. What does she [...]
What Is Chelsea Clinton Hiding About Monica Lewinsky?
Everyone knows that Chelsea Clinton is the world’s most boring human being — though she did grow up to be quite a fetching member of the female species, suck it Rush Limbaugh. She is even more boring than Luke Russert, and possibly has less-notable insights! But were you aware that the reason she is such [...]
Media World Implodes On Itself, Sprays Santorum Everywhere
Does this screenshot of a video clip posted to YouTube (and now posted to Wonkette) seem a little, uhh, heavy with logos?
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