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Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 19, 2016

The return of Benghazi Mom, a great wall of taco trucks, & the flabby arm of the law! Here's your daily news brief!
When life gives you wingnuts...

What Should You Do With A Racist Rant From A Trump Supporter? Make It A Campaign Ad, Of Course

Evan McMullin's campaign has its own version of "Dear Shit-Fer-Brains"
awww

Let’s Talk About Juanita Broaddrick

Buzzfeed has a long, interesting interview with Juanita Broaddrick, the woman who says Bill Clinton raped her in an Arkansas hotel room almost 40 years ago. Maybe this case has always bugged you too, because we are supposed to...
Sounds like he needs to SPLAIN some things to his campaign.

If It’s Bernie Or Bust, And It Won’t Be Bernie, What Does That Leave?

The BOO-erners were much more scarce on Night Two of the convention, just as we predicted!

RNC Day Two: Some Business Went Down At The BuzzFeed Party, We Guess!

Also, Wonkette made America great again, because it was on our hat.

Dumb Obama Can’t Even Make Friendship Bracelets, What’s He Good For?

Obama says making friendship bracelets is tougher than registering to vote, PFFFFFFT.
thanks seattle

Starbucks Shocks America, Breaks Streak Of Phenomenal Stupidity On Race Issues

Ugh, Starbucks, really? You're going to try to tackle actual serious societal problems again, now in Ferguson, Missouri, no less? Okay, fine, how are you falling on your face this time? Wait ... Starbucks' plan is actually well-thought-out and...

Classy Donald Trump Suggesting Ted Cruz’s Wife Is Dirty Girl With Dirty Secret

World famous terrific businessman and frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination (LOL) Donald Trump took a break Tuesday night from saying shit-ass things about the Brussels attacks to defend a woman's honor. Specifically, he needed to defend the honor...
He's kind of a pussy.

Donald Trump Used To Think Iraq War Was Terrific, Just Terrific

Donald Trump has been all over the campaign trail lately, yelling about how he was against that stupid disastrous war in Iraq, that he had said this so many times all the time, and this proves that he will...
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

Dead Breitbart: Why Are All These Black People Forcing Trump Supporters To Kick Their Ass?

Hey, you know how Donald Trump's rally in Las Vegas Monday was disrupted by a number of liberal protesters, and Trump supporters went Full Brownshirt on them, yelling unpleasant things like "Kick his ass!" "Shoot him!" or "Light the...
On the right: Favorite. On the left: LOL

Even Jeb Bush’s Brother George Thinks He’s A Dumb A**hole

Oh Jeb. Oh Jeb. On a scale of Typical Jeb Facepalm to Sweet Holy Moses In Heaven What Even The HELL JEB!?, we are not sure where this ranks. But getting called a catastrophically dumb idiot by George "Most Dumbest Presidenter Ever" Bush may well require a whole...
Warrior president.

Rick Santorum Sorry For Saying Nice Thing About Bruce Jenner, Swears He Didn’t Mean It

Frothy hater of erotic freedom Rick Santorum surprised a lot of people this weekend when he said that Bruce Jenner, who revealed in a widely watched interview with Diane Sawyer that he (that is the pronoun Jenner has requested...
He's already said he's not sorry

Billionaire GOP Sugar Daddy Foster Friess: Stop Making Daily Caller Look Bad, By Quoting Them!

Last week, we learned the SHOCKING! news that Tucker Carlson, Fox News host and the proprietor of the cesspool known as the Daily Caller, is a sexist piece of scum. No, wait, we've known that for years. The new...
Call him LabiaFace. He likes it.

Tucker Carlson And Brother Buckley Double-Team Lady In Most Sexist Bullsh*t We’ve Seen Today

Turns out walking piece of barely human garbage and professional Fox News dick-sucker Tucker Carlson has a brother named Buckley (yes, we know, and we can only imagine Tucker's life-long fraternal envy, since he must have been named for...

Alabama Continues To Reel From Tyrannical Federal Gay Marriage Over-Reach-Around

So it is Wednesday, the third day since Alabama was victimized by a gratuitous federal over-reach-around that required the state to allow gay marriage, even in the really wingnut parts. Let's look at the Alabammy gay sexy news that has happened since...
President Ted Cruz (R-Not Really)

Ted Cruz’s Underage Drinking Is The Only Thing We Like About Him

Yesterday, Buzzfeed reported that prominent Canadian gag gift Sen. Ted Cruz pled guilty to possession of alcohol as a minor in 1987. He was but a little Cruzlet in high school shortpants when he got pulled over (racially profiled?)...