Tag: butts

Hi, Let’s Talk About My Hemorrhoids! By Me, Rebecca Schoenkopf!

If you are related to me by marriage, stop reading this immediately. If you are related to me by blood or not at all, pull up a pillow, we are going to be talking about my seven-months-pregnant, thrombosed-hemorrhoidal, still...

Texas Doctor Senator Idiot Lady Says No Abortions Because Men Bleed From Their Butts

Texas state Senator Donna Campbell isn't trying to shut down abortion completely, we assume, since that would be unconstitutional. (She is totally trying to shut down abortion completely.) She would just, as a doctor and a woman, prefer it...

Racist, Sexist People Think Michelle Obama Is Fat Because Of Racism, Sexism

For those of you who watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, you will know what we mean when we say that conservatives are trying to Sweet Dee Michelle Obama. For those of you who don't, Sweet Dee is the...

Larry Elder Tells Jerry Brown ‘I’m Not Kissing Your Butt,’ Teaches Us All About Debate

California Governor/Sam the Eagle impersonator Jerry Brown appeared the other day on conservative talker Larry Elder's radio show, but wasn't granted the easy treatment one would expect from a member of the liberal-loving media like...Larry Elder? As NewsBusters readers know...

Whatcha Doing, Gays? Oh, Just Giving Birth To Satan Out Of Your Butts? Carry On!

Since we just wrapped up our annual war on Jesus's Pretend Birthday, people might be thinking: "Well, then, when is Satan's birthday?" and "I should at least send a card, don't you think?" Well, here is the answer to...

Asses: Another Installment In an Irregular Series

By the Comics CurmudgeonAs your Comics Curmudgeon demonstrated earlier this year, political cartoonists love butts. Just love ’em! The ass is the most polysemous of images, representing everything from sex appeal to debasement and humiliation to an...

History’s Most Important Election In An Odd-Numbered Year, In Cartoon Form

By the Comics CurmudgeonGenerally speaking, most Americans can barely be bothered to vote during important elections -- you know, the ones with years divisible by four! It's even harder getting them off of their Dorito-stained couches to cast...

This Week: Asses

By the Comics CurmudgeonWhat is the most amusing part of the human anatomy? While there are a lot to choose from, I'd have to say the butt, mostly because asses and humor occupy the exact same overlap in...

Here Is Obama Looking At That Gal’s Badonkadonk

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST STOP WRITING TO US ABOUT THIS. STOP IT. RIGHT NOW.

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