butts

BUTT SECHS? 10:08 am March 21, 2013

Texas Doctor Senator Idiot Lady Says No Abortions Because Men Bleed From Their Butts

Texas state Senator Donna Campbell isn’t trying to shut down abortion completely, we assume, since that would be unconstitutional. (She is totally trying to shut down abortion completely.) She would just, as a doctor and a woman, prefer it if the great state of Texas require that abortion clinics meet the regulatory standards for surgical [...]

OH MY GOD BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT 11:00 am February 5, 2013

Racist, Sexist People Think Michelle Obama Is Fat Because Of Racism, Sexism

by Jesse Taylor

For those of you who watch It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, you will know what we mean when we say that conservatives are trying to Sweet Dee Michelle Obama. For those of you who don’t, Sweet Dee is the only female member of the group, and the guys pretty much spend the entire time telling [...]

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT 2:39 pm January 11, 2013

Larry Elder Tells Jerry Brown ‘I’m Not Kissing Your Butt,’ Teaches Us All About Debate

by Taylor Huffman

California Governor/Sam the Eagle impersonator Jerry Brown appeared the other day on conservative talker Larry Elder’s radio show, but wasn’t granted the easy treatment one would expect from a member of the liberal-loving media like…Larry Elder? As NewsBusters readers know all too well, Democratic elected officials across the fruited plain are used to softball interviews [...]

GAYS UP TO THEIR OLD SHENANIGANS AGAIN 2:59 pm January 3, 2013

Whatcha Doing, Gays? Oh, Just Giving Birth To Satan Out Of Your Butts? Carry On!

by Evan Hurst

Since we just wrapped up our annual war on Jesus’s Pretend Birthday, people might be thinking: “Well, then, when is Satan’s birthday?” and “I should at least send a card, don’t you think?” Well, here is the answer to that question, via Joseph Sciambra, an “ex-gay” who used to do the porn: every time a [...]

CARTOON VIOLENCE 2:00 pm November 20, 2009

Asses: Another Installment In an Irregular Series

by Josh Fruhlinger

By the Comics CurmudgeonAs your Comics Curmudgeon demonstrated earlier this year, political cartoonists love butts. Just love ’em! The ass is the most polysemous of images, representing everything from sex appeal to debasement and humiliation to an actual butt. So we’re presenting a panoply of ass shots this week, with a greater emphasis on sodomy. [...]

CARTOON VIOLENCE 2:10 pm November 6, 2009

History’s Most Important Election In An Odd-Numbered Year, In Cartoon Form

by Josh Fruhlinger

By the Comics CurmudgeonGenerally speaking, most Americans can barely be bothered to vote during important elections — you know, the ones with years divisible by four! It’s even harder getting them off of their Dorito-stained couches to cast their ballots when it’s a year that’s an even number that isn’t divisible by four, and when [...]

CARTOON VIOLENCE 1:10 pm October 16, 2009

This Week: Asses

by Josh Fruhlinger

By the Comics CurmudgeonWhat is the most amusing part of the human anatomy? While there are a lot to choose from, I’d have to say the butt, mostly because asses and humor occupy the exact same overlap in the Venn diagram between “sexy” and “gross.” Because our dying media establishment is still clinging to antiquated [...]

HERE NOW SHUT UP 12:04 pm July 10, 2009