So there is this Democratic paraphernalia vendor called Tigerye Design, and they sell buttons and other crap. One such button, briefly available for purchase on their site, showed Barack Obama and Idaho Bathroom Goblin Larry Craig instead of Obama and Idaho Senatorial candidate Larry LaRocco. So until the vendor pulled it, a button was available that showed the guy who even straight dudes want to do and the straight guy who wants to do dudes. Prediction: this button will retail on eBay for fifteen thousand whore diamonds. [AP]

It is St. Patrick’s Day and so we will drag out every bit of salacious incriminating innuendo we can find to prove that Barack Obama is a secret Irishman! Ah here is a telltale sign of Irishness: Weird buttons. MORE »

The most attractive human android on the planet, Olympics Gov. Mitt Romney, wins the award for gayest supporter buttons ever. But at least he’ll save the cars in Detroit by hi-jacking Mexican planes and turning all fetuses into golden Mormon necklaces. That’s his platform. Altavista it. [Getty Image by Stephen Morton]