butthurt

DICK MOVES  4:05 pm April 22, 2013

Human Rights Hero Sues Sexist Gym Because Of Ladies-Only Yoga Classes

by Doktor Zoom

In yet another example of How Men Are Oppressed In These Difficult Times, Limey nutsack Peter Lloyd wrote a thing in the Daily Mail recently explaining that he is suing his gym because they have a certain number of hours for women only. It’s a shocking infringement of his Right To See Ladies In Spandex, [...]

THE BUTTHURT LOCKER  1:37 pm January 29, 2013

Fox News Victim Of Obama Campaign To Destroy Fox News, Says Fox News

by Doktor Zoom

Help, help, Fox News is bein’ repressed. Fox’s token liberal Kirsten Powers has composed a magnificent cri de butthurt about President Obama’s relentless campaign to destroy “the one television news outlet in America that won’t fall in line and treat him as emperor.” And she argues that if anyone should care about this massive assault [...]

E PLEBNISTA  9:30 am November 21, 2012

WND Had A Most Cunning Plan To Stop Obama With Constitution, Except For One Tiny Detail: The Constitution

by Doktor Zoom

Judson Phillips, founder of Tea Party Nation and a guy who just loves the Constitution of the United States so much that he wakes up every morning with patriojizz all over his 2nd-amendment footie pajamas, published a brilliant plan the other day that had the potential to actually save America from the tragedy of national [...]

WHINE AND JESUS PARTY  5:05 pm November 12, 2012

A Children’s Treasury of Random Wingnut Post-Election Butthurt (Part Douche)

by Doktor Zoom

As we have already pretty much established, America is Over Now, so all that’s left is just sitting around and waiting for the last few remaining embers of Freedom to burn out. If we’re really lucky, the Ancient Mayans or Space Jebus will just smash the Earth and be done with it. So let us [...]

GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!!  12:51 pm November 8, 2012

NRO Has Smart Plan To Save America: Raze The Universities & Re-Educate All People In Glasses

by Doktor Zoom

Some people simply do not handle losing very well. Unable to accept that the electoral system in their beloved Constitution could possibly allow those other people to win, they suggest that maybe we need a revolution, or that America died and God’s wrath is at hand, or that maybe rassenfracken pimps whores welfare brats makin’ [...]

WAAAHHHH  4:44 pm November 6, 2012

Romney Staffers Totally Butthurt That Chris Christie Is Too Busy For Their Nonsense

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

One of the most delightful developments of the past week has been seeing New Jersey Governor Chris Christie get evicted from the Republican Party for the crime of being respectful and grateful (in the wake of a hurricane that devastated his state) to the president of the United States, who is a known black person. [...]

SPOTLIGHT ON CIVILITY  2:20 pm October 12, 2012

A Children’s Treasury of Butthurt Reactions To Joe Biden’s Debate Demeanor

by Doktor Zoom

Say, did you notice that Joe Biden was just a little interrupty in the VP Debate? We are given to understand that Old Handsome Joe’s performance made a bit of a stir among some of the more sensitive souls on the right side of the political spectrum. (You see, when a Republican puts on an [...]

AD HOMINEM ATTACKS ON GREAT ACTORS  9:55 am April 22, 2009

by Sara K. Smith

WELL THAT IS PRETTY GODDAMN SNARKY: “[H]e looks like a dumpling in a wig.” What an awful thing to say about Russell Crowe, the Ted Kennedy of acting! [The New Yorker]


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