Tag: Butterstick

Sometimes you just need to get out the ol' rainbow-puking gnome, and today is one of those days, because today, Tuesday, December Second, in...

Oh, hi, good people of Wonkette. My name is Jason, and when Rebecca reached out to me to tell me that today is the...

As China's economy barrels along and Washington is helpless to do anything beyond passing toothless House legislation wishing China "would not be so rich...

Boo! Why did the Republican Party have to come out this morning with a list of "policies" and "beliefs"? That's no fun. The only...

Ever since the Red Chinese took their panda back to Communist China, Washington's National Zoo has been a pretty beat-down no-panda-havin' sort of place....

What has become of Washington's beloved comedy animal, Butterstick the Panda Bear? If this tragic BBC News photo is to be trusted, the once-adored...

Beloved black-and-white poopbag "Butterstick" has finally been seized by our Chinese overlords and flown back to Red China, where the sad worn-out creature will...

Good lord, has it really been five years since famous baby panda "Butterstick" -- which means Tai Shan in Chinese -- was born in...

By the Comics CurmudgeonAs your Comics Curmudgeon demonstrated earlier this year, political cartoonists love butts. Just love ’em! The ass is the...

The life of Butterstick the National Zoo panda follows an all-too-common trajectory: we've seen him grow from adorable infant to teenage crack-whore to compulsive...

Our CPAC correspondent from Boston, Garrett Quinn, sends this terrifying photograph of a CPAC sex worker known as "Bailout Panda." When will the police...

THAT'S NOT CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN: "'Because competent mating did not occur,' the zoo statement said, veterinarians anesthetized both pandas on Saturday, collected...

Gas will soon cost less than a buck a gallon, as nobody has a dollar, and nobody has a job to drive to anyway....

America's happiest moment in eight years was when that dude in a bear suit comically walked down the beach while that local-teevee reporter described...

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